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Wolf: Oh ho! Kagerza has some competition! This one's really cute too!
Mirajane: *finally gets duct tape off* Hmm? What is it?
Wolf: Not yet, Mirajane. We'll get to your favorite ship soon.
Wendy: Oh! What's your favorite ship, Mira?!
Mirajane: *blushing* I have no idea what Wolf's talking about.
Wolf: GEEZ! I heard that demons lied, but still! You could try just telling the truth, Luci.
Lucy: What?!
Wolf: It's short for Lucifer.
Lucy: Well it sounds like my name!
Wolf: Huh. I wonder why that might be.
Natsu: BURNED!
Wolf: Thank you, Charmander.
Natsu: ???
Erza: Are you shipping me again? Shouldn't I get a break?
Wolf: No and no.
Erza: ...
Wolf: Yes! Indeed that means I'm shipping Kagura!
Kagura: *appears* This shipping does not seem to have a purpose. I'm sure we could be far more productive if we were to spend this time training instead of thi-
Wolf: SHUSH! Geez, Kagura. I'm not shipping you with work ethic, alright?!
Erza: *laughing*
Wolf: ALRIGHT! Can I show the gosh darn photo yet?!
Everyone: *silent*
Wolf: THANK YOU! *shows picture*
Erza: *smirking* Yes.
Kagura: *blushing* W-what? W-why w
Wolf: We get it! You're stuttering!
Millianna: *appears* Did I hear something about Kagura stuttering? It's so cute when she's embarrassed!
Wolf: *taking pictures of blushing Kagura*
Millianna: Oh! What's this?! *looks at picture* What's this for?
Wolf: SHIPPING!
Millianna: *makes Natsu's "I'm confused" face* *understanding* Oh!
Kagura: See?! She's surprised. Clearly she doe-
Millianna: *smirks* Kagura's blushing! I love it when she does that!
Kagura: ... That's not what it looks like-
Millianna: Yeah! That's just me flirting with Kagura!
Kagura: See- WAIT WHAT?!
Erza and Mirajane: *dying in the corner*
Millianna: Uh, yeah. What else would I be doing, Silly?
Kagura: *150% confused*
Millianna: *rolls eyes* Don't worry! Kagura's just rebooting her systems! Her coding couldn't comprehend what I just said! *giggles*
Wolf: *taking so many pictures* *runs out of storage on phone* *pulls out a second phone* *continues to take pictures*
Erza: *laughing at Millianna's joke*
Mirajane: Hehe. Maybe Kagura's last name should have been Scarlet. *points at Kagura's bright red face*
Millianna: *giggling*
Kagura: *takes deep breath*
Millianna: Oh! I think Kagura's online again!
Kagura: *tries to compose herself* *fails* Were you really... flirting with me?
Millianna: *smirks* Of course!
Wolf: ALRIGHT! While Kagura is trying to comprehend life, let's see who ships it!
Erza and Mirajane: ME!
Wendy and Chelia: Definitely!
Natsu and Gray: *laughing at Kagura*
Millianna: I SHIP IT!
Kagura: *blushes* It's...
Millianna: *elbows her in the ribs*
Kagura: *sighs* I ship it.
Millianna: YAY!
Wolf: WELL THEN! Guess that gives it a round 10/10!
Millianna: And now that we're going to date I can get you to dress up in the cutest little outfits! Oooh! *squeals* I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT KITTY KITTY SUIT!
Kagura: *blushing* No.
Millianna: *dejected puppy eyes*
Kagura: ....................
Millianna: *to Erza* I'll totally get her to do it!
Erza: Send me a picture.
Kagura: NO!
Millianna: OF COURSE I WON'T! *whispers* I totally will.
Wolf: Alrght! Let's let these love birds have some time alone!
Millianna; Thanks, Wolf!
Kagura: *looking at Millianna with horror* Please don't.
Wolf: *smirking* Send me that picture, Millianna! Bye-bye, Kagura!
Millianna: Bye-bye, Wolfy! *grabs onto Kagura's hand* Come on!
Kagura: *fear*
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...