"Yep." Peter replied loudly from the bottom of the hill, readying the new Stark phone. 

"Okay," Bucky said breathlessly, sitting on Steve's vibranium shield. "On the count of three." He yelled, loud enough for Peter and the camera to hear. 

"One-"

Sam shoved him down the hill, and Peter followed Bucky down the hill with the phone, zooming in on his terrified face as he screamed, shooting down the hill faster than a bullet. Unable to steer, Bucky smashed right into a tree, fell off the shield, then tumbled down the rest of the way, Peter zooming out to catch the whole thing, the rest of the Avengers at the top cracking up laughing. The camera shook from his own laughter, but the quality of the camera made sure it didn't blur. 

Peter ended the video, planning on editing it when he got back home. 

"That," Bucky said, "was the worst f*cking thing I've ever agreed to do and I am never doing that again." 

"Ok," Peter told him, grinning. "I think I got what I needed anyway." 

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Peter didn't need to edit the video much, because it was supposed to show what the phone could do, not what a computer could do. All he did was add the Stark logo in the corner, then freeze the screen on Bucky's tumbling body, the last frame of the video, and have words pop up-

'StarkPhones- better camera, for a better price. You snow you want it.'

Then Peter stood up and took his laptop with him, looking to find Tony and Pepper to show them the advertisement. 

Bucky was currently in the lounge, wrapped in a blanket and holding a hot chocolate ranting to Steve about how hard done by he is, how much everyone sucks, and overall just looking like a cinnamon roll with his hair in two braids and a pair of fuzzy Christmas socks on his feet, paired with his captain america pyjama pants. 

"Hey have you guys seen dad and auntie Pepper?" Peter asked, slipping slightly on the floor with his fluffy socks. Bucky just sent him a 'menacing' glare, which really wasn't menacing at all, for he was wrapped in Steve's arms and drinking hot chocolate, with everything else about him looking like a cinnamon roll, and of course his braids. 

"He's in the lab I think, and Pepper went to- actually I don't know what she wanted to do, she just asked where he was." Steve explained, for Bucky wasn't going to answer any time soon. 

"Thanks mum, grandma!" Peter said, already on his way to the elevator. 

"Good luck!" Steve replied, then caught the look Bucky was currently sending him. "Oh don't look at me like that, I can't just ignore my son." 

Bucky just huffed and sipped his hot chocolate. 

Peter found Pepper and Tony in the lab, kissing, which was something he had never wanted to see. 

"Guys! Get a room!" Peter shrieked, covering his eyes. 

"We are in a room, you just walked in on us." Tony drawled, rolling his eyes. 

"Whatever, I finished the ad, wanna see?" 

"Already? Show us." 

Pepper detached herself from Tony, resting her hand on his shoulder as Peter put the laptop in front of them and pressed play. 

"Wow, that's really good Peter. The font works well with it as well, it's quite formal but fancy, portraying the phone as formal, fancy, posh and uh, wealthy I suppose. Good advertising technique. And it's funny, so people are likely to watch the whole thing if it popped up in front of a YouTube ad, and it's also unedited to show the quality of the phone's camera. Plus, it has celebrity inclusion, which means more people want to watch it. Good job Peter." Pepper said. 

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