Chapter 1

                                    

                                          
 Hey guys, this is the FAAABBULOOOUUSSS Sassy Jason, and I am waaay better than those hideous displeased people. 
                          
 Like, why would you even read that book? Hahah, no. Read my book. Because I'm just to cool like YEEEAAAAAHHH! 
                          
 TBH, because I use texting words, I am so FAAABBULOOUUUSSSS! That is why there is a book on my life now. Like, what random person would have a book on their life? Hah, no one. There has to be a purpose.
                          
And that purpose.
                          
Is.
                          
I
                          
Am 
                          
Better
                          
Than 
                          
Everyone
                          
Else.
                          
Goodbye!