Wolf: *walks back into room* Sorry about that!
Wendy: What's a phone call?
Wolf: Gosh darn it. I didn't even realize that... Alright, don't worry about it.
Mirajane: Awwww! I've been shipping them since I was young!
Erza: Mirajane, when you were young you were too distracted with fighting me to ship them.
Mirajane: *looks at her* Shhh!
Wendy: Oh my gosh! They're so cute!
Gajeel: *starts giggling*
Everyone but Gajeel: *looks at Gajeel with concern*
Natsu and Gray: *dying from laughter*
Freed: *appears* *looks at picture* *instantly blushes*
Mirajane: *giggling* They're cute.
Erza: *looks at Mirajane* *chuckles quietly*
Wolf: *trying to pay attention to everyone at the same time* *gets headache* Ugh...
Wendy: Where's La-
Laxus: *appears in a blinding ball of lightning*
Wendy: Oh. There he is.
Laxus: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Wolf: A shipping book.
Laxus: *lightning fist* *looks at picture* *face turns red* TAKE THAT PICTURE DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU TAKE IT DOWN!
Wolf: Try me, Pikachu.
Carla: *shook*
Wendy: *whispers* Even Carla's surprised by how sassy that Wolf is.
Laxus: I SAID TAKE THAT PICTURE DOWN!
Wolf: *leans over to Mirajane* Looks like someone's embarrassed.
Mirajane: *smirks* *nods*
Wendy: *whining* Tell me what you're saying!
Gajeel: *realizes what they're saying* *covers Wendy's ears* No.
Wolf: Rude.
Freed: *completely red*
Laxus: *somehow redder than Freed*
Wolf: *to Mirajane* He lllliiiikkkkeeesss him!
Mirajane: *giggles and nods*
Happy: *whining* How come you get to say it and I don't!?
Wendy: He likes him?!
Gajeel: *glares at Mirajane and Wolf*
Laxus: NO I DON'T!
Freed: *crushed*
Laxus: *looks over at Freed* *crosses arms*
Wendy: *to Wolf* I thought you said he liked Freed.
Wolf: He does.
Wendy: Then why's he being so rude?
Wolf: *smirks at Laxus* Don't worry, Wendy.
Wendy: *confused*
Freed: So... You don't ship it?
Laxus: No!
Freed: *dying*
Laxus: Do... do you?
Freed: *dead*
Wolf: *summons umbrella and beach chair* *sips tea*
Wendy: Where did that come from?
Wolf: SHHH! I'm getting my angst on, Wendy!
Mirajane: *is also sitting in beach chair*
Wendy: Angst? What's that?
Wolf: *smirks* Only the best thing ever.
Laxus: I mean... it's not the worst ship...
Freed: *revived* What?
Laxus: It's not that bad...
Freed: Interesting...
Wolf: *sips tea*
Wendy: Is this angst?
Wolf: *snaps fingers* *beach chair appears* Sit on down and watch the show.
Wendy: *sits on chair*
Mirajane: You're going to love this, Wendy. *sips tea*
Gajeel and Carla: *genuine concern*
Freed: *dying from joy*
Laxus: *trying to not be embarrassed*
Wolf: *smirks* Gotta love that angst.
Mirajane: Gotta get your fix.
Freed: *still dying as he disappears*
Laxus: *doesn't disappear* Oh dear Lord no.
Wolf: *smirks*
Laxus: *creeped out* Please let me go.
Wolf: Not until I'm done with you.
Carla: Can anyone leave?
Wolf: If you want to leave Wendy here to be shipped...
Carla: Won't you let the child go?!
Wendy: *is sitting on the beach chair* *drinking tea*
Wolf: Yes. I'm hurting her sooo much.
Carla: *sniffs*
Gajeel: Can I go?
Wolf: You know you don't want to leave Wendy here to the 'horrors of shipping'.
Gajeel: *muttering under breath*
Natsu and Gray: *finally stop laughing* LAXUS?! DO YOU LIKE FREED?!
Laxus: *hits them with lightning strike*
Wolf: Welp! Who ships them?!
Gray: *warily looks at Laxus* Me. *holds up Natsu in front of him*
Natsu: HECK YEA! *gets shocked*
Wendy: They're so cute!
Mirajane: They really are! *side eyes Laxus*
Erza: Yes. They should definitely get together.
Wolf: And why is that, Erza?
Erza: Because they're... good together.
Wolf: Hmmm... *snaps picture*
Erza: Alright. This chapter is already-
Wolf: *glances at word count*
Erza: at 603 words! We should wrap this up.
Wolf: You're right... but we're coming back to this.
Erza: *fear*
Wolf: So! That gives this a 10/10! *smirks* Get ready for next time!
Everyone: *fear*
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
