You came back to your home in Gravity Falls for one reason:
Family.
Not to catch the entire house on fire.
Mabel ran around frantically, waving her arms about and screaming for help that couldn't hear her.
"HELP! HELP! FIRE! FIRE!"
"Mabel, stop running around and help me put out the fire!"
"FIRE!"
"SON OF A FUCKING-!"
"OH MY GOD FIRE!"
You picked up the fire extinguisher from beside the cheap plastic Christmas tree, and aimed it at the fire. Mabel saw it, and dashed over. "YOU FOUND IT! I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!" Mabel snatched the fire extinguisher, and hurled it into the flames.
You facepalmed.
"WHY DIDN'T THAT HELP!?"
You threw Mabel out the window, and smashed into the one beside it.
The fire burned the presents.
Fuck Christmas. You thought. Hanukkah is better.
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Hello Wattpad Land!
Hehehehe.
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Random: SHUT UP!
I based this off a true event.
Random: SHE BURNED MY FUCKING HOUSE DOWN! SHE DOESN'T EVEN CELEBRATE-!
YAY! HOLIDAYS!
Until next time-
SKY!
BYE!!!
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Gravity Falls One-Shots
FanfictionGravity Falls FanFiction. ON HIATUS! A series of one-shots/shorts that take place in the Gravity Falls universe. I don't own Gravity Falls or any of its characters. **** I need requests to get these one-shots rolling! So, stack your ideas up to me. ...
