Stupid Texts (LEL WHET?)

                                    

                                          
Parts are being played and set up. Don't appreciate some characters and their stories.. GTFA from here THANKS
                          
Group Chat: Luke, Calum, Mikey, Ashton, Louis, and 4 others
                          
Harry: Hiiiiiiii
                          
Louis: Hi luv
                          
Zayn: Vas Happenin?
                          
Liam: hay
                          
Niall: Elo
                          
Ashton: Harry, why am I here?
                          
Luke: What's goin on brits
                          
Calum: Ashton's grumpy, my bad. Hi
                          
Mickey: HELLO FRIENDS
                          
Harry: Why does Michael seem to be the only one excited about our chat?
                          
Zayn: Cause we hear you talk all the time
                          
Ashton: That's quite rude and u say I'm the grumpy one, COLUMN
                          
Calum: MY NAM ISNT COLUMN
                          
Luke: Calum looks like he's going to attack Ashton omf
                          
Louis: Don't attack him! HES MY FAVORITE
                          
Harry: Pardon?
                          
Luke: BISH WHET
                          
Michael: WHAT DRUGS AR YUO ON
                          
Calum: LOUEH
                          
Eleanor: Can we just appreciate that Luke sounds like more of a white girl than me?
                          
Liam: Ha! True
                          
Niall: Got a point there
                          
Zayn: Truth be told
                          
Ashton: I MISS YOU AND TRUTH BE TOLD IM LYIN
                          
Luke: WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
                          
Calum: HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL 
                          
Michael: WHEN YOU FIND A MAN THATS WORTH A DAMN AND TREATS YOU WELL
                          
Louis: ...
                          
Zayn: ...
                          
Liam: ...
                          
Niall: ...
                          
Harry: THEN HES THE FOOL YOURE JUST AS WELL IF HE GIVES YOU HELL
                          
Eleanor: HOPE he gives you Hell.
                          
Louis: I can hear you lot from my hotel room
                          
Harry: ^^^ Our hotel room
                          
Zayn: We can hear you guys from all the way down the hall
                          
Eleanor: Why are you in the hall?
                          
Liam: Leest we rnt in te closit
                          
Niall: Liam, real words
                          
Louis: Who's in the closet?
                          
Harry added: Luke, Jai, Alex, Jack, Zack and 1 other
                          
Harry: Who mentioned what closet?
                          
Luke: Why is there another Luke in the chat?
                          
Ashton: What if I get their names mixed up?
                          
Luke: I will have Calum on your ass.
                          
Ashton: But I'd much rather have you IN my ass