Randomness #37

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Leo: .... I feel different....

Ken: Hey ugly!

Leo: ..... *looks around*

Ken: Hey! I'm talking to you!

Leo: Me? *turns around* I'm sorry, I heard "Ugly" and I assumed you must be talking to someone else

Ryu: Beauty, is in the fight of the beholder...

Ken: Names Ken Master. And this is Ryu. Your the small little Mixed breed pup, who's a pain in our butts threatening to destroy the world, aren't you?

Leo: By your get-ups, I'm assuming your here to challenge me

Ryu: The truth lies in the heart of battle...

Ken: Eh, d-don't pay attention to that. That's just how he communicate

Ryu: The only way warriors can TRULY communicate, is with our fists!

Leo:  What about our..... mouths

Ken: Stand back Ryu... I'm gonna take the first and ONLY round

 Leo: Ho-Oh boy, excellent! Then let us begin!

Ken: Shippu Jinraikyaku! *starts throwing kung fu kicks at Leo*

Leo: *doesn't flinch at all*

Ken: ...... uh, hey Ryu? Uh, you wanna-

Leo: Shoryken! *punches Ken into space*

Ryu: Ken! No!

*Something Happens :/*

Ryu: *falls to his knees* The....... the dark Hado! It's coming out!

Leo: O_O

Ryu: I...... can't..... control it! It's going to.... overtake me!

*Reality*

Ryu: *on the ground having a seizure*

Leo: ...

*Back to Ryu imagination*

Ryu: Consciousness...... losing...... consciousness...... fading into.....darkness....

Leo: ... Well, at least someone finally threw a punch-

Ryu: *turns into a freaking demon*

Leo: ....!! .__.

Ryu: EEEEEEEEEEGGHHH!!!!

Leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!

Ryu: *charges at Leo, ready to punch him really freaking hard*

Leo: *dodges it, and karate chops Ryu's neck*

Ryu: *KO'ed*

Leo: ..... WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?!

The End.

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