Yandere!Sanji X Reader X Yandere!Zoro

                                    

                                          
"Pffft... Another day, another slice of crazy" I giggled crawling out of my bed. I saw that Robin and Nami already got ready for the day, leaving only me. I threw on a tank and some jeans and headed above deck. As I took a deep breath of the cool morning air, I heard most of the ruckus comming from the kitchen. I made my way and swung open the doors, "Heeeeere's ______, bitcheees!"
"Morning, ______!" Our idiot of a captain greeted me. I saw the blonde perk his head up and sprint towards me.
"Heya, Sanji. How ya doin'?" I asked him. I looked back behinf him and saw the walking talking moss sigh.
"Oh, I'm doing great, ______-chwan~!  I made tou a super deluxe breakfast for you made with my love" The pervert spun around infront of me. I giggled a little bit.
"Oi, love cook! Just hurry up and serve the damn food!" Zoro in the back yelled. I walked passed the tornadoe of love and sat beside him.
"Tell me about it... Freaking hound dog. Woof woof" We both snickered as I made fun of Sanji.
"Seems like you're in good spirits, ______" Robin looked at me. I nodded.
"Yeah. Well, last night, I made a realization. One that would probably change a few people's lives" I smiled and blushed.
"Oho. And what was that?" Robin asked. I stood up and cleared my throat.
"Well... I'm in love with not one, but two of you guys!" Everyone looked at me, "Oh, yeah. You heard right" As Sanji finished preparing the food, we all sat around and talked about everything, but mainly who my two secret lovers were. By the time breakfast ended, everyone was stumped.
"Oh, come on... Just tell us already..." Usopp whined. I sighed and stood up, about to exit the kitchen to the deck. As I opened the door, I turned around once more.
"One perverted blonde, one moody piece of moss. There ya go" I shut the door, leaving nobody talking. All was silent...
                          
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"Wonder where the boys went off to..." I sighed. I had no intention to get up and look for them cause the sun's warmth was beating down on me, making me feel lethargic.
"You mean Zoro-san and Sanji-san?" Brook asked me. He sat beside me sipping on his cup of tea. I nodded, "Don't know, ______. They're probably fighting again"
"That's not a shocker. Haven't seen them since this morning, so..." I sat up in my chair, "Imma go look for Zoro, then. If what you said is true, then Sanji's near by. I'll check where Zoro usually is first" I rose from my chair, "Catcha later, bone boy" I made my way to the foremast and started to climb. As I got closer to the Crow's Nest, my ears picked up a ruckus. When I finally reached the top, I poked my head theough the opening. I scurried my head back down to avoid getting kicked. I peeked back up and saw the two fighting, of course. But this one seemed more... Intense... They were doused in blood, almost ready to fall in defeat.
"How many times do I have to say it, you prick?!" Zoro yelled, "It's gonna be me!"
"Get real, jackass! It's obviously gonna be me, so just drop dead already!" Were they seriously trying to murder each other...? And what do they mean by "it"?
"She's better off with me. At least I can stay to a woman!" A swing of his katana and he nearly decapitated me.
"Well, I can protect her with my life! I won't go running off like your stupid ass" I almost got kicked again. The two paused their fighting, making their breathing the only sound in the room.
"Its time to end this, Moss Head..." Sanji pulled up his leg and lit it, "Make sure to tell the devil I said hi" Zoro tied his bandana to his forehead and grabbed all his swords out.
"Same goes for you, Love Cook" He replied. This was not gonna end well. I rose from the hile and stood infront of it.
"______ BELONGS TO MEEE!!!" They both screamed in unison. All this was over... me? Before I could think, they lunged towards each other, ready to murder one another. Without thinking, I ran towards the two.
"STOOOOOOP!!!" I screamed. By the time I got to them, they were too close to stop. I jumped in between them, taking all the blows. When they were done, I fell to the ground, soaked in blood and on the verge of death. The last thing I saw... Was my two lovers... With tears in their eyes...
                          
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"Hey, she's waking up..." I looked around and found myself in the Sick Bay. I looked to my left and saw Chopper with a relieved look. He hopped off his chair and scurried towards me, "You should know better than to interupt a fighr between Zoro and Sanji, ______. You were just about dead"
"Bet I was, Chopper" I attempted to sit up, a pain piercing my back, "Ah... Damn... Anyway, I couldn't help myself. They're my boys and I hate to see them fight..." I heard a knock at the door. I saw a head of moss from the window, "Let 'em in, Chopper" Chopper hurried to the door and opened it. Expected, it was Zoro and Sanji.
"______-chan, are you alright?" Sanji asked. I smiled and nodded. He and Zoro sighed.
"Now before you point fingers, it was none of you guy's fault. It was mine for being stupid enough to try to stop you" I sighed, "And why the hell would you kill each other over me?"
"We know only one can be by your side, ______. We desided to settle this with a fight to the death and..." Zoro scratched the back of his head. I chuckled.
"Idiots... I love you equally as lovers. Nobody gets more attention than the other. And to be honest, I wouldn't mind doing it with you guys" They both perked up and turned pink.
"Huh, 'doing it'? What's that?" Chopper asked, innocent as ever. I giggled.
"Oh, nothing, darling" I yawned, "Hey, could I get some peace? I'm a wittle tired" The guys nodded, but not before walking over to me and placing a kiss on my cheeks. My face heated up as everyone walked out. I giggled as I laid back down to rest for a while more.