My friends say a lot of weird stuff, and some of them remind me of what the characters from BMC or DEH would say.
Heere we go!
BMC:
Jeremy: Why do homework when you can think about how hot Stephanie Hsu is?
Michael: It's not illegal unless you think it is
Rich: I know I'm 5'1 but I will fight you if you insult Taylor Swift one more time
Jake: Would Pennywise make a good president?
Christine: *hisses* No touching my Hamilton bootlegs!!!
Jenna: If you hang up on me, I will milk your spleen
Chloe: What if we were having an intimate moment and then I snapped your neck?
Brooke: I don't know which is lower, My IQ or my self-esteem
SQUIP: If you say 'lit' one more time, we're gonna have a problem
Mr. Reyes: Can we not worry about the spider in (insert name)'s backpack? *under breath* I should have taken that opportunity to go to Canada three years ago
Now for the Dear Evan Hansen characters:
Evan: What if you got so high you started floating?
Connor (to Evan): That's not what high means
Alana: I haven't slept in four days, but if you think I will fail this test, you're wrong
Zoe: If someone flickers the lights while I'm watching Stranger Things again, you will feel my wrath
Jared: (why are your hands so cold?) I don't know, man. I think my soul is leaking out again.
Heidi: If Miss Saigon is touring in France, I will yeet on that plane
Larry: Wait what's a vine?
Cynthia: You can have my butter cake recipe over my dead body
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