forty

                                    

                                          
[mystery gang]
                          
Taetae:
so uhh fun fact of the day I just made out with Jungkook 
WAIT I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO JUST JIMINIE
FVK
                          
YourHobi:
WHAT
R U FOR REAL
JUNGKOOK IS THIS FOR REAL
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
Tae I can't believe u...
                          
Handsome_face:
"fun fact of the day" 
is that srsly how u begin ur story lmfao
but also whoa 
talk about sudden
                          
Joonie:
congrats u 2 I'm assuming this means ur an item now?
                          
Taetae:
IDK
KOOKIE U LEFT B4 SAYING ANYTHING
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
Tae I said "I love you" I thought that would make it clear enough...
                          
Taetae:
WHERES JIMIN
                          
Joonie:
I think he has a shift 2day pal
                          
Taetae:
DARNIT
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
y r u freaking out 
look if I didn't make it clear by kissing u I'll ask u outright,,
do u want to be my boyfriend Tae?
                          
Taetae:
FVKJSJG I CANT HANDLE THIS
                          
YourHobi:
cUTe
i mean i knew all along this was gonna happen
u guys are 2 flirty w/o even realizing it,,
but also tELL THE STORY TAETAE
or jungkook
either will do
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
nah i think i'll preserve tae's dignity and not tell u
                          
Taetae:
DIGNITY WHAT DIGNITY
I GOT DRUNK AND EMOTIONAL AND APPARENTLY SAID SOME THINGS OK END OF STORY
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
when r u gonna turn off ur caps lock
                          
Handsome_face:
what did he say jungkook??
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
it's personal so no offense but I'm gonna choose not to say anything :)
                          
Handsome_face:
no offense taken
                          
YourHobi:
thats an evil smiley face
                          
Chocochip_kookie:
y'all can go back to wtvr u were doing now :)
                          
Handsome_face:
but this is way more interesting
btw namjoon where's yoongi
always so late to the convo
                          
Joonie:
true
sometimes idek what he's doing lmao
hold on lemme see if he'll actually respond this time
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
                          
Yoongi:
joon i told u i was going to be working this morning
                          
Joonie:
oh thats right
lmao
r u waiting for ur shift to start
                          
Yoongi:
yeah
i've got like seven minutes
so what is it this time
y r u spamming me
                          
Joonie:
get caught up on the convo
                          
Yoongi:
no thanks
                          
YourHobi:
jungkook and taetae are dating now !!
                          
Yoongi:
u mean they weren't already dating ?
                          
Handsome_face:
LMFAO
                          
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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]
                          
Taetae:
jiminie???
namjoon said u were at work is ur shift done yet??
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i just finished, tae
smth wrong?
                          
Taetae:
im guessing u didn't read the messages in the gc
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no, i saw u texted so i opened ur messages first
hold on i'll read them now brb
.
.
.
tae
tAE
KIM TAEHYUNG
THIS ISNT A JOKE RIGHT
IT'S NOT APRIL FOOL'S DAY
OMFVSKAGASDDGJ
AND TO THINK I WAS WORRIED ABOUT U GETTING DRUNK LAST NIGHT
LOOKS LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION LETTING JUNGKOOK PICK U UP
                          
Taetae:
THAT WAS UR DECISION??
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WELL HE OFFERED AND I SAID GO AHEAD
BUT FFS TAE I CANT BELIEVE UMADEOUTWITHHIM
CAN I KNOW THE STORY??
                          
Taetae:
ajgkalJAKLJWKkj
okay
okay 
u know how u told me that one time to ask jungkook about moonbin
well i did
and he told me he had been avoiding him so i told him he should talk to him to clear things up or wtvr and so he reluctantly took my advice
and then just the other day jungkook told me he found the courage to talk to moonbin
and he learned that apparently moonbin recently broke up with his boyfriend??
and idk i got really scared jiminie and i was afraid now that moonbin was single jungkook would end up getting together with him,,
and so yeah i got invited to bambam's party and i drank my feelings which i've never done and will never do again
but anyway,, apparently i told jungkook everything
flash forward to the next morning
he brings me breakfast
tells me what i said
says 'i love u too'
fVNKN KISSES ME
I SWEAR I CAN STILL FEEL SMTH ON MY LIPS JIMINIE
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
excuse me while i go grab some tissues for myself
                          
Taetae:
um no excuse me,, im the one who needs tissues
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
we can share
sO likeeee
how
was it
                          
Taetae:
hot 
i mean 
no 
wait 
i am 
as in temperature 
not fever tho 
but 
fvk 
jimine 
*jiminie 
he's 
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE IT
IT FELT NICE OK
RLY RLY NICE
AND I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD EVER KISSED ANYONE B4 AND HE SAID NO AND I LIED AND SAID ME NEITHER
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae we were both twelve u dont have to count that
                          
Taetae:
yeah y did we do that again?
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
a couple of our classmates were bragging about being in a relationship already and then u were like "well screw u guys jiminie and i are closer than you'll ever be" and i was like "yeah u tell them tae" and then u grabbed my face and kissed me
                          
Taetae:
oh yeah
did u get mad at me for that
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no lmao i think that's the day i realized i liked boys
                          
Taetae:
oh
uh
listen jiminie
i have a boyfriend now...
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae 
lmfao 
thats not what i was getting at 
also yes 
yes u do taetae 
u have a boyfriend 
;)
                          
Taetae:
DONT WINK
IVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND B4 WUT DO I DO
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
go on dates 'n stuff
call him and do that cheesy 'no u hang up' thing 
be urself
fr tae u don't have to panic
he fell in love w/ ur weird, hilarious self don't feel pressured to act differently now
                          
Taetae:
wow ur the best motivator ever jiminie my nerves just went away
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:))
                          
Taetae:
:))
and now it's ur turn
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?
                          
Taetae:
u know 
to make out with Yoongi
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE
BABY STEPS PLS I HAVE A FRAGILE HEART
                          
Taetae:
just sayin'