twenty-six

                                    

                                          
[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat] 
                          
Yoongi: 
I want to kiss jimin so badly
                          
NamJune:
do it then
                          
Yoongi: 
joon this isn't funny 
he's at my dorm rn 
and being his adorable sweet self and smiling constantly and taking care of me and I just want to grab his little face and kiss his cute lips
I'm resisting but it's so difficult 
he's making me coffee rn and singing a song quietly to himself like what kind of dream husband scenario is this,, 
                          
NamJune: 
just kiss him then ffs
                          
Yoongi: 
I'm not going to kiss him
but I want to 
this is killing me 
I don't wanna spring smth like that on him when he came over here to help me 
fvk he just looked at me and did this little eye smile 
kill me 
he's too precious
                          
NamJune:  
I'm having trouble believing this is actually min yoongi I'm speaking to right now
                          
Yoongi: 
I bet his lips taste like cotton candy
                          
NamJune: 
oh my gosh yoongs
                          
Yoongi: 
I'm not kidding pls kill me
                          
NamJune: 
not until u man up and kiss the boi
                          
Yoongi: 
not here not now palpal
                          
NamJune: 
but u will eventually
                          
Yoongi: 
some day 
when I figure out how confessing works and if it's mutual
I can't believe myself either rn 
ok I should put my phone away I think he's done making the coffee 
fvk he looked at me again 
I'm *this* close to audibly screaming
                          
NamJune: 
good luck yoongs
                          
Yoongi:
oh and if u dare screenshot this conversation and send it to anyone u will be the deadest man alive kim namjoon
                          
NamJune:
understood
                          
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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi: 
he 
tae he fell asleep on my shoulder 
i think i might cry
                          
Taetae: 
WAIT RLY 
FVK 
STAY STRONG JIMINIE
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi: 
he's sleeping so peacefully i dont wanna wake him 
i can hear his soft breathing and its starting to make me tired...
                          
Taetae: 
cUTe
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im scared to fall asleep tho
                          
Taetae:
why??
u dont want to fall asleep w/ him?
thats like uLTimAte couple goals
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE'RE NOT A COUPLE TAE
and besides if he wakes up b4 me it'll be a problem??
how will i explain myself??
                          
Taetae:
y should u hav 2 explain urself
he fell asleep 1st he's to blame
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taeee ;-;
                          
Taetae:
sorry jiminie im trying to help, honest
if u really dont wanna fall asleep u can continue to text me to keep u awake
but rly i think u should just seize the moment and take a nap
wouldnt hurt anything, would it?
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
um,, my heart??
ughh fine i'll
i'll allow myself to go to sleep
                          
Taetae:
yAYy
night night jiminie :D
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
night...
oh no he just nuzzled up against my shoulder here come the tears
                          
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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
                          
Yoongi:
kill me
                          
NamJune:
yoongs stop telling me 2 kill u already
but also what happened this time
                          
Yoongi:
i was trying to work on an assignment but i got sleepy and fell asleep on his shoulder
                          
NamJune:
niicee
                          
Yoongi:
no u stupid walnut not nice
when i woke up his head was leaning against mine so i couldnt move w/o the risk of waking him up
and my hand was resting on his thigh
and i am really
really hoping
that he fell asleep before that
fvk i was so embarrassed when he woke up joon it's not even funny
                          
NamJune:
is he still there??
                          
Yoongi:
no he left after we ate lunch cuz he had to get to work
thank goodness 2 i dont know if i could bear him being here rn 
                          
NamJune: 
yoongs relax it's not as bad as u make it sound
                          
Yoongi: 
yes it is
                          
NamJune: 
at least u didnt kiss him in ur sleep lmao
                          
Yoongi: 
not helping
                          
NamJune: 
hey man im trying
                          
Yoongi: 
somehow i doubt that immensely
                          
NamJune: 
mean
                          
Yoongi:
joon what if hes weirded out by me now
                          
NamJune:
yoongs cmon
jimin? of all people, weirded out by you, of all people?
do u realize how unlikely that sounds
                          
Yoongi:
did u forget the part where i said my hand was on his thigh
for all i know he could have been awake when i did that
                          
NamJune:
so
                          
Yoongi:
joon wtf
okay picture falling asleep on seokjin's shoulder and putting your hand on his thigh
                          
NamJune:
y r u bringing up seokjin lmaooo
                          
Yoongi:
dont play dumb
                          
NamJune: 
im not playing anything
                          
Yoongi: 
wtvr i dont feel like arguing w/ u
im gonna try to get that assignment done i'll ttyl
                          
NamJune: 
kk byyee
                          
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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat] 
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi: 
ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉᶰᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ
                          
Taetae: 
???
                          
Blue_ribbon_mochi: 
nVM I GOTTA GET 2 WORK BYEE