[conspiracy squad]
Taetae:
u guys
I kinda hav smth I wanna talk about
well it's a question I guess
and it's kinda important so...Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taetae what is it ? :(Chocochip_kookie:
u ok Tae?YourHobi:
we're here if u need ears TaeHandsome_face:
yeah I'm here too
not sure if I can help but I'm hereBlue_ribbon_mochi:
go ahead and tell us Tae :)Taetae:
I want everyone to be here tho...NamJune:
here
yoongs?
yoongs
@Yoongi
@YoongiYoongi:
u turd what is it nowNamJune:
Taehyung's got smth important to sayChocochip_kookie:
we're all here now TaeTaetae:
thanks guys :)
ok
well u see somethings been bothering me lately...
I've been thinking
do u guys ever just
idk
do u guys ever feel like
like
idk, a plastic bag?
u know, the kind that drifts through the wind?
wanting to start again?YourHobi:
Tae
r u kidding me w/ thisHandsome_face:
is this a prank
have we been prankedYoongi:
wtf I waste my time w/ this
namjoon I blame uNamJune:
u blame me 4 everything no matter what but ok
also Taehyung wtf lmaoBlue_ribbon_mochi:
legit u had me worried for a sec there Tae >:(Chocochip_kookie:
same lmfao but now I'm laughingHandsome_face:
I paused my favorite tv show 4 this r u happyYoongi:
I wasted twenty seconds of my break on thisBlue_ribbon_mochi;
oh Yoongi ur at work??
u said u worked at a bookstore right?Yoongi:
no I didn't say that
Namjoon didChocochip_kookie:
wait so u don't work at a bookstore thenYoongi:
no I do
I was just stating that Namjoon revealed yet another fact about my life I did not give him permission 2NamJune:
lmao drama queen u love me for it <3
ah speaking of my drama queen friend here omf u guys wanna see smth ridiculous
[image sent]i swear i pull out my phone and snap a picture at lightning speed and somehow he looks like this
im actually angry at u min yoongiYoongi:
excuse me thats my jobYourHobi:
no fair i wish i could look that good when othr ppl take photos of me
jin sent me one b4 he snapped of me and i was making the stupidest expression ripHandsome_face:
lmao yeah i know wut ur talking aboutTaetae:
r u wearing a choker in that picYoongi:
thats open to interpretationTaetae:
no its not lolol i see itYoongi:
i dont rly like wearing them honestly but it was a gift from my auntNamJune:
yeah she also gave him that ring
which he politely gave back after insisting it was 2 much 4 himChocochip_kookie:
oh yeah i didnt even notice the ring at firstHandsome_face:
is ur aunt rich af or smth cuz wowYoongi:
well
shes well off to put it lightly yeah
so is namjoon's auntNamJune:
yeah we actually met thru our aunts when we were in elementary school
there was a party our aunts hosted (they're good friends) and somehow yoongi and i were both brought along by our mothers lmao
yoongi's aunt adores him tho fr
tries to give him gifts all the time and send him money but he turns her down most of the time unless its a special occasionBlue_ribbon_mochi:
aw thats a really humble thing to do
if it were tae's aunt he would keep everythingTaetae:
WTF JIMINIE MEAN
But also cant deny anything lmaoo
so yoongi has ur aunt ever given u anything gucciYoongi:
do u mean gucci the brand or gucci as in the slang term meaning 'awesome'NamJune:
im surprised u know that word has developed a second definition
i applaud u my friendTaetae:
so is that a yesBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i wont allow u to use yoongi for his gucciTaetae:
i just want a pair of gucci slides is that too much to askBlue_ribbon_mochi:
buy them yourselfTaetae:
tehyre espensiveBlue_ribbon_mochi:
says the guy who already owns expensive clothingTaetae:
more espensive than wut i havBlue_ribbon_mochi:
not true
tae ive seen ur wardrobe
u own gucciTaetae:
ha i wishBlue_ribbon_mochi:
no i meant clothing from gucci not the company itselfChocochip_kookie:
yeah tae wasnt that shirt w/ the tiger on it gucci brand?
u were wearing that the first time i saw u around campusTaetae:
it was a giftYourHobi:
dont tell me
u have a rich aunt tooTaetae:
no
but i wish
im kidding i am happy with what things i am blessed withBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u were just planning to use yoongis aunt to get gucci slidesTaetae:
wheres ur proofYourHobi:
wtf even are gucci slidesTaetae:
*BIG GASP*Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae pls dont bombard the chat w/ pics of gucci slides
theyre shoes, hobi
expensive shoes
that tae will responsibly purchase w/ his own money and not pester yoongi aboutYoongi:
i honestly dont get why gucci is such a big dealTaetae:
*ENORMOUS GASP*Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dont get him started yoongiChocochip_kookie:
no pls do this sounds like it'll be goodYoongi:
whether or not he gets started is no concern of mine my break is gonna end in five minutes
and again, blaming u joon for bringing me hereNamJune:
luv u
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