Ch. 9: The Two-Face War (Part 2)

                                    

                                          
Back at Two-Face's hideout, Jessie is crying for Joker and it's getting Two-Face mad.
"Come on kid. Be quiet." Two-Face said. But Jessie just kept crying. "I'm going to kill you if don't stop crying!!!" He yelled. Jessie cried as loud as she could because that's how she got her daddy to come get her. "Lay one hand on her, I DARE YOU!!!" A voice said coming from outside. Two-Face ran to the window to see, Joker with his AK-47. "Open the Goddamn door, Harvey!!!" Joker said in a raging voice. "Oh, how sweet is this? You came all this way to save a good-for-nothing baby." Two-Face said mockingly. "What makes you think I'm here for her? I don't care if you kill her or not. All she ever does is cry." Joker said to distract Two-Face, while a few of his men went inside to get Jessie. "Hell, I was going to kill her first, but I already killed someone's child a long time ago. (FYI: Joker was referring to Jason Todd aka: Robin, who was like a son to Batman aka Bruce Wayne.) Just then all of Two-Face's men were killed and Jessie was gone. "Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!! I can't lose to the clown!!!!" Two-Face said as he grabbed a gun, shooting at Joker's car. Jessie was safe inside one of Joker's henchmen's cars. Two-Face got into a car and chased Joker all over Gotham. Joker saw a bridge and slammed his car into the water, while he got away and hid, Two-Face started shooting at the car and then Batman appeared taking Two-Face back to Arkham Asylum.
Once Jessie was back safe at home, Joker came through the door all wet. Frost handed him a towel to dry off with. "I want all of you to check each room and make sure that there are no hidden cameras ANYWHERE!!!" Joker ordered. "Oh and Frost." "Yes, boss?" "Make sure that the rest of the guys fix the nursery and if they give you any problems, put them in my "toy room." "Yes, boss. Alright boys, you'll be split up into two groups. Group one is as follows: Mike, Toney, John, Panda, Rick, Steve, Chris, and Peter. You guys will go and search each room to make sure that there are no cameras or anything suspicious. Group two is as follows: Barry, Fred, Tom, Matt, Joe, Brad, Will, and myself. We will be fixing the nursery. If there are any problems, you're gonna deal with the Boss. Is that understood?!" Frost said. "Yes, sir." "Good. Dismissed." 
Then Joker saw a scared Jessie who hid underneath a blanket. Joker walked over and said sweetly "I wonder where my Jessie is. Is she hiding by the plant? No. Is she under the table? No." "I guess I'm alone," Joker said as he began to fake cry. As soon as Jessie saw that her daddy was crying, she came out and hugged his arm. "There's my lil girl." He said as he placed Jessie on his lap. Jessie began crying into her Daddy's tattoo-covered chest. "There, there honey. I'm here." Joker said soothingly. "I know sweetie. He was a bad man, but Daddy's here now. Daddy knows he broke his promise about not letting you out of his sight again, but-. Huh?" Joker stopped talking when Jessie hugged him. She didn't care about anything except her daddy. "Oh, my baby girl," Joker said back as he hugged Jessie very close. "Oh, I almost forgot. Look what Daddy found, little clown." Jessie squealed with joy, for her daddy found her boo-boo. He gave it to her and chuckled when he saw her hug it and cuddle with it. "I guess I'm replaced." He said with a sad pout. Jessie reached for her daddy and he smiled. "Am I your favorite other than Boo-boo?" He asked as he tickled her, making her giggle and smile.
The two were happily reunited, playing until Joker heard Frost call for him. "Boss, we found something in your bedroom and Jessie's," Frost said. Joker picked her up and went upstairs to see what his men had found. "It looks like someone placed these in your room and the nursery," Frost said. "Microchips and cameras?!!! Someone has bugged my castle?!!!!" Joker shouted, making his daughter cry. Frost took Jessie into another room, so he could calm her down. Then he noticed that Jessie's diaper needed to be changed, so he went to grab her diaper bag and grabbed at least two diapers, wipes, diaper rash cream, powder, and the changing mat. He walked back into the room, where Jessie was, laid the mat down, and placed her on top. As he unsnapped her onesie, the smell was very bad. So he quickly removed her dirty diaper, wiped her clean, and applied some diaper rash cream, for a tiny rash had begun to form on her, and powdered her. Then placing a clean diaper underneath her, he fastened the tabs on the new diaper and redid the snaps on Jessie's onesie. "There now, all done. For a tiny baby, you sure did make one messy diaper." Frost said as he threw away the dirty diaper and washed his hands. "Let's see if daddy's meeting is over, so you can be with him," Frost said as he carried Jessie back to where Joker and his men were.
 "So you all know what you have to do?" Joker asked his men. "Yes sir." All of them replied. "Good. Now make sure that there are no more of these things in here, or it's your heads!!!" He yelled. After all of his men left, Frost came in with Jessie. "Someone wanted to see you, boss." "Oh really? There's my Jessie." Joker said as Frost handed Jessie over to him. "I'll leave you two alone," Frost said as he went to help the other men fix the nursery, while the King was reunited with his little Princess. Joker laid on his chest, as Jessie laid on her back on Joker's bed. "What are you looking at, sweetie? Are you looking at Daddy? Are you looking at Daddy?" Joker cooed as Jessie smiled. "You're  just full of smiles, aren't you, baby girl," Joker said with a smile picking Jessie up. "You know something baby girl, Daddy doesn't even know when you were born, but that doesn't matter because Daddy's going to adopt you and take good care of you." He said as Jessie buried her smiling face into her daddy's shoulder. The King and his Princess had fun with each other by playing Jessie's favorite baby games of Peek-a-Boo and This little Joker, but playtime had to end because it was getting late and the little Princess was getting very sleepy. 
Joker picked Jessie up and took her downstairs to get Jessie's bedtime bottle. Once the bottle was warm, he took her into the living, which was cleared of microchips and cameras, laid down on the couch, and fed his baby girl. Joker knew that Jessie was getting sleepy, just by watching her slowly slow down on her sucking on her bottle. After she had finished her bottle, Joker patted her back, so she can burp, but she had to spit up on her daddy's shoulder. "Oh, Hell No. Tell me that she just didn't throw up on your shoulder!!!" A voice said in Joker's head. "Oh yes, she did. She gave you a gift." Another voice said. "That's it kill her. Also WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? YOU WANT TO ADOPT HER???!!!!!" A third voice said. "If all of you don't shut up, I'm going to come in there and go on a voice-killing spree!!!" Joker said in his head. Once Joker came back to earth, Jessie was crying. "Oh, my little princess. Don't be sad. Daddy's not mad. Daddy's happy." Joker said to reassure Jessie. As he placed his hand on Jessie's head, he noticed that she was warm. "Frost!!! Get down here, now!!!!!" Joker yelled. "What is it, boss?" "Go get two damp washcloths and the baby thermometer," Joker said. Once he had returned with the washcloths and the thermometer, Joker took the first rag to wash away the spit-up on his shoulder, then with the second rag, he placed it on Jessie's head. Then he took Jessie's temp with the thermometer. Once the thermometer beeped, Joker saw that Jessie's temp was 101.6. "Frost, go get a doctor, who makes house calls and works with babies," Joker said as he tried to comfort the feverish little Jessie. " She seemed fine, playing with me and now my baby is sick," Joker said. 
Frost called him another good friend of his, who happens to be a doctor, which made Frost's job easier. "Can you come in tonight, like now?" Frost asked him. "Yes. I'll be there as soon as I can." The doctor said. "Thanks," Frost said as he hung up the phone and went to inform Joker about the doctor. Once the doctor arrived, Frost immediately took him to Joker and Jessie, who were on the couch. The doctor did his examination on Jessie and once he was done he knew what she had. "So far she only has a fever, right?" The doctor asked. "Yes. Plus she did spit up some of her formula on me. Is that normal?" Joker asked in a serious tone. "Yes, but if you touched her stomach and it made her cry, and spit up, then she would have a stomach virus. Other than the fever, she's one healthy baby girl." The doctor said. "So how do we get Jessie's fever to go down?" Frost asked. "Just give her this medicine twice a day. Mix it in a bottle for her, since she's just a baby." The doctor said as he gathered his things and got ready to leave.
After the doctor left, Joker asked Frost to go upstairs and grab one of Jessie's short-sleeved sleepers, her diapers and diaper-changing materials, and a stuffed animal. When Frost came back with everything, Joker took the sleeper from him and changed Jessie into lighter clothes. Then gave her, her blanket and placed her on his chest. "You can leave now. I got her." Joker said as he covered him and Jessie up with a blanket. "Alright boss," Frost said as he left. Jessie was whimpering as she lay on her daddy's chest. Joker knew how to make his princess happy. He took the stuffed animal, that Frost brought down, put it in front of Jessie, and said in a funny voice "Hi there little girl. My name is Teddy. I'm here to make you feel better. Haha." Jessie looked at "Teddy" in amazement, forgetting all about her fever. "Oh, I have to go now, sweetie. Come here and give me a kiss. Mmmmmmuuah. Bye-bye." Joker said as Teddy "went home". Jessie was still awake, so Joker put her in his arms and started to sing her lullaby. "Hush little Jessie don't you cry. Daddy's gonna sing you a lullaby. Lullaby and goodnight go to sleep my baby. Close your eyes now little one, time to dream." Joker sang as he rocked Jessie to sleep. Joker made himself comfortable on the couch and laid the sleepy Jessie on his chest and went to sleep.  
Back at Arkham, Two-Face was in his cell thinking about how to get revenge on Joker and Jessie. "That clown is going to wish he NEVER MESSED WITH ME!!!!!!!