Ch. 3: The King of Gotham and a Baby

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(Warning: Cursing)

As my birth mother and I were running and trying to hide from my birth father, on the other side of town, the Joker was robbing a bank and causing chaos. The sirens were going off and of course, Joker knew that his favorite toy, Batman was going to show up.

My birth mother looked around in the alley for something to put me in, because she grew weak after giving birth. She found a box by a dumpster, she took the box and gently placed me in there. She closed the sides and with some paper wrote a note, a note of hate. Then taking the box, she hid the box by the dumpster and ran away, leaving me all alone in the cold. Just then, Joker had seen that the police were coming, for he saw the flashing lights in his mirrors. "Oh good. The cops are here, now all I need is Batsy to have some fun." Joker said. Since the cops were hot on Joker's trail, he saw an alleyway where he hid his car and watched as the cops and Batsy went the wrong way. "I can't believe it. I gave them coppers and the bat, the ol' slip, eh." Joker said to himself. As he was getting into his car, he heard a sound coming from the dumpster. As he went to see what the noise was, he thought to himself "I better pull out my gun, in case this is a really bad joke. And I REALLY HATE BAD JOKES" He said. As he heard the noise grew louder, he saw a box. Grabbing his gun in his hand, he opened the box to find a newborn baby, crying. 

Laying his gun to the side, he picked up  and  placed the crying baby in his arm

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Laying his gun to the side, he picked up and placed the crying baby in his arm. Looking into the box, he saw a note and read it in his mind. (Here is what the note read: To whoever finds my baby. I don't care if my child lives or dies. I HATE my child." This angered Joker and thought to himself "Who the HELL HATES THEIR OWN BABY?!!!! I don't like kids, but you don't see me trying to kill them. I mean I know I'm a psychopath, but I WILL NEVER HURT A CHILD!!!" After reading the note, Joker noticed that the baby stop crying, but was whimpering. He hated to admit it, but he needed to get the baby someplace warm. He called his right-hand man, Johnny Frost. "Frost, are all the cops and the bat gone?" He asked him. "Yes, boss. They are." He replied.  "Good. Now listen to me, I want you to go out and get me a few things and I'll be bringing home a little guest with me. Also, don't tell anyone else about my guest or there will be Hell to pay. Joker said. "Yes, boss. I'm heading out now." Frost said. As Joker hung up his phone, he grabbed the box and placed the baby back inside of his car, and put his coat on top of the baby to keep warm. Just then my birth father came down the alley. He saw Joker and said "Hey you! Get the Hell out of my way! I'm trying to look for my wife and baby." Joker turned around with his gun in his hand. "You mind running that by me again? Joker said with an angered smile on his face. "You heard me!!! Move!!!" My birth father said while pointing his gun at Joker's head. "Oh, look at you, Being a big man with a gun pointed at my head. Do you think I'm afraid of a gun? No, but you should be." Joker said with laughter.

Joker and my birth father heard the baby cry again, which made my birth father try to steal the baby out of Joker's car but he shot my birth father without a second thought

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Joker and my birth father heard the baby cry again, which made my birth father try to steal the baby out of Joker's car but he shot my birth father without a second thought. "That's what you get for threatening me, asshole," Joker said as he returned to his car. "Now what's wrong, huh?" Joker asked the baby. Knowing that the baby was still cold, he picked the baby up and placed the baby in his arm. Once the baby was all calmed, Joker placed the baby back in the box and drove back to his hideout.

Author Notes: Will Joker keep the baby and raise it as his own or will he abandon the baby? You'll find out in the next chapter.


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