CG: OH YOU MEAN THAT CRAPPY HUMAN MOVIE? HAVE YOU NO TASTE IN CINEMA? 
                          
EB: well what kind of movies do you like? 
                          
CG: THATS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISRJP
                          
Gamzee pushed me out of the way laughing starting to type. I fell on the floor. 
                          
EB: ? 
                          
CG: He LiKeS rOm CoMs. :0) 
                          
"GAMZEE STOP THAT YOU FUCKING HIGH ASS CLOWN!" 
                          
I tried pushing him out of my chair.
                          
He laughed after he messaged the human John. 
                          
CG: FUCKING GAMZEE!!! 
                          
EB: you like rom coms? 
                          
CG: SO WHAT IF I DO. 
                          
EB: oh I wasn't judging. That is a little funny though. Not to be mean or anything. Hehe. 
                          
EB: have you talked to Dave yet! 
                          
CG: NO WHO IS DAVE? 
                          
EB: my best bro! You should talk to him. I think you'll be pretty cool friends. 
                          
CG: UM I GUESS? 
                          
EB: Great! His name is TurtechGodhead. I'll let you talk to him! 
                          
CG: UH OKAY. 
                          
EB: see ya at school Karkat! 
                          
CarcinoGeneticist ceased pestering EctoBiologist. 
                          
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT GAMZEE?!" 
                          
"BeCaUsE yOu bOtH lIkE mOvIeS." He laughed. 
                          
"FUCK YOU." 
                          
"ArE yA gOnNa mEsSaGe DaVe?" 
                          
"I GUESS." 
                          
"WaNt Me tO tAlK tO hIm fIrSt?" 
                          
"DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY ROMCOMS UNLESS YOU WANNA BE PUT IN A HOSPITAL!" 
                          
CarcinoGeneticist started pestering TurtechGodhead: 
                          
CG: hEy DaVe. :0) 
                          
TG: Gam? 
                          
TG: sup 
                          
TG: Why the fuck are you not using your original chum? 
                          
CG: I'm uSiNg mY fRiEnDs. He JuSt MovEd hErE aNd I WaNna ShOw hIm tHe miRacLes oF hUmaN fRieNds. 
                          
TG: he's a troll too? 
                          
TG: cool. 
                          
TG: so I'm guessing that your making him talk to us seeing that he's going to start school? 
                          
CG: yUp. 
                          
TG: one question first. Does he like irony? Sick beats? Apple juice? 
                          
CG: uH.....iLl lEt hIm aNsWeR tHat... 
                          
"HiS nAmE iS DavE sTrIdEr." Gamzee said to me letting me sit back on the chair. 
                          
CG: SO YOUR DAVE STRIDER? 
                          
TG: ironically speaking yes. 
                          
TG: so your Gamzee's friend? 
                          
CG: KARKAT 
                          
TG: Okay Karkat. My questions. 
                          
CG: I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IRONY 
                          
CG: I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SICK BEATS WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS BUT KNOWING YOU ARE A HUMAN IM GUESSING MUSIC OF SOME KIND 
                          
CG: AND APPLE JUICE IS OKAY O GUESS... 
                          
TG: you passed the strider test. Congratulations. Maybe we could go celebrate with some fucking apple juice seeing that that's the only thing you like. Maybe I could bring some Dorritos and johns terrible movies. Maybe con air so I can shoot myself at the terrible movie.