The Art of Dealing with Tony Stark

                                    

                                          
Let me just say that I treasure each and every one of you who has voted and reviewed more than I can say - your support keeps me going! This oneshot is actually longer than the last, but that's because I ended up combining three different prompts (and hopefully I did a decent job with that in itself).

                          
Prompt (suggested by Uia on FanFiction): Pepper and Pete cook breakfast together or some activity where the two get closer like Tony/Pete are.
                          
Prompt (suggested by The RealMasonMac on FanFiction): How about Tony, Peter, everything in his suit, and Karen?
                          
Prompt (suggested by Kim on FanFiction): I was thinking maybe that for a prompt Pepper gets angry (but not too angry lol) at Tony for something and as punishment she "takes away" Peter for a day (or however long you want), i.e., she has Peter be her assistant/or work for her in some way. Peter doesn't know anything is wrong, he just thinks it's really cool that Pepper wants him to work with her and is loving life experiencing something new meanwhile behind the scenes Tony is a really depressed and emo dad lol and subtly is trying to get him back by either duping Peter or almost-groveling to Pepper bc he sees that Peter is so happy working for Pepper and doesn't want to be the cause of ending that happiness.
                          
As aforementioned, I tried to combine these prompts, so the end result is essentially Pepper and Peter bonding along with some scenes starring the one and only Karen (and of course classic Iron Dad and Spider Son). I apologize if it's not 100% like what you may have envisioned, but I always kind of go with the flow when I write, and this is how it turned out, lol.
                          
Note: I think I used three words of Spanish in the story; I apologize if they don't accurately translate. Also, Pepper has a moment where she goes off about the Avengers a bit; this was not me ranting about them, but it was more me trying to write from the perspective of how a regular human would feel living in the world of the MCU.
                          
Thank you for suggesting, and I hope you all enjoy!
                          
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"Mr. Stark, please!" Peter begged. "I haven't been out as Spider-Man once the entire time I've been staying with you."
                          
"And that's because Queens is thirty minutes away by car, Underoos," Tony retorted, rolling his eyes. "What, are you going to fly there?"
                          
"I mean, yeah!" Peter exclaimed. "I can get there in less than fifteen minutes by webslinging, Mr. Stark." He'd been arguing with the older man for what felt like years but in reality was probably no longer than thirty minutes.
                          
"What happens if you hurt, huh?" Tony demanded. "What if I don't get there quickly enough to save you, Pete?" He glared at the teen. "You think I'll be able to keep living with that on my conscious?"
                          
Peter sighed. "Mr. Stark, your concerns are totally valid but also super exaggerated!" He crossed his arms over his chest. "For one, I'm not exactly inexperienced, Mr. Stark. I've been working as Spider-Man for over a year now." He held up a hand to stop Tony from speaking. "Even if you put aside the fact that I've never received official training, I know Queens better than I know myself. Every corner in every dirty alley."
                          
"I don't even want to know why you're so familiar with dirty alleys."
                          
"Mr. Stark!"
                          
Tony ignored the squawk of protest and tilted his head to the side ever so slightly, silently acknowledging the kid's point.
                          
Peter decided to take that as a positive and continued. "Second, I feel like it's finally time I test out all of those new updates we added to my suit! There's no way to actually know how effective they are until I use them in action."