Cards against humanity

                                    

                                          
River:-Hasn't left room in days-
                          
Everyone: -concerned-
                          
Midnight: -About to knock on the door-
                          
River from the room: Knock on that door,I dare you...
                          
Midnight:-slowly takes her hand from the door- I choose life -Walks away-
                          
Andy: Ben.. Knock..
                          
Ben: Me! Make Jason do it!
                          
Jason: HELL NAW-runs off-
                          
Andy:-whispers to Toby/Midnight-
                          
Toby:-Knocks on door- Run!
                          
Ben:-Frozen in fear-
                          
River:-opens door clearly mad- 
                          
Ben: -silently praying-
                          
River: you better have a good reason for knocking on my door..
                          
Andy: WE'RE PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!!!!!! TOBY,MIDNIGHT!!
                          
Toby/Midnight: -Grabs River And pulls him to the living room-
                          
River:-to tired to react- whatever..
                          
Andy:-sets up cards- Okay everyone,these cards I made them to do hilarious things toward us,we have to close our eyes when someone deals first card,river you're the card czar the funniest one you think give the person who placed it a point.
                          
River:I don't know what WW3 will be fought with By I know WW4 will be fought with blank. -Closes eyes-
                          
Everyone: -places cards-
                          
Andy: -Shuffles them-River read them.
                          
River: Mkay, "I don't know what WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 Will be fought with, E.J's Eyes gunk-laughs a little- Andy's temper.
                          
Andy: who put that!
                          
River:Toby's adorable Stutters, Waffles,-Busts our laughing- Oh my god!
                          
Andy: -Takes last card- "If you want you can pay me back with Rivers body" I'm sorry, but is that an ALTERED VERSION OF A QUOTE FROM ORAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!! AND U DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!
                          
River: that card wins..-still laughing-
                          
Ben: Yes,one point for me!.
                          
River: Ben!
                          
Ben: what,I know how you work. I'll be the Czar. "What's the most Emo"-shuts eyes.
                          
Everyone:-places their cards and shuffled them-
                          
Andy:Okay.
                          
Ben: what's the most Emo? An Edgy clown.
                          
Midnight: I feel like that's targeted at me and LJ.
                          
Toby: Probably.
                          
Ben: A depressed River, A jeff, or okay, listen close.. A Masky when he can't find Hoodie or cheesecake.
                          
Masky from the other room: I HATE ALL OF YOU
                          
Toby: GO INTO THE TINY CLOSET FROM CHAPTER 16 WITH HOODIE AND SHUT UP!!!!
                          
River/Andy/Midnight:-Trying so hard not to laugh-
                          
Masky: What!?
                          
Toby: Nothing!
                          
River: You are a legend Toby.
                          
Toby: I know!
                          
Ben: Okay I choose,the Masky one.
                          
Toby: Point for me! Okay "You know when danger is coming when blank. -Shut eyes-
                          
Everyone:-places cards and shuffles-
                          
Toby: Okay, you know when trouble is consign when the waffles are soggy,very true. When river hasn't hit on ben,
                          
River: oh right I haven't done that in a bit and that's okay,but I also haven't done Ben yet either,thats Not Okay.
                          
Ben: (ʘᗩʘ') I...I don't know how to feel about the one,it caught me mentally off guard..I was not prepared.
                          
Midnight: Oh my god, that was smooth bro.-fist Bumps River-
                          
River: Thank you.
                          
Toby: Can I get the closet ready?
                          
River: Sure.
                          
Ben: NO!
                          
Toby: Okay,Damn. The Trending has stop.
                          
River: Hello darkness my old friend..
                          
Toby: 37 stab wounds,
                          
Andy: :3
                          
Toby: when Liu loses his shit. I'm going with waffles.
                          
Midnight: YUS! Okay, J.K Rowling's new book Harry Potter and the chamber of blank-closes eyes-
                          
Everyone:-places cards and shuffles them- 
                          
Midnight: J.K Rowling's new boom Harry Potter and the chamber of, Jason the toymaker, The chamber of Ren,
                          
Toby: what is Ren.
                          
Midnight: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                          
Andy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you don't need to know....
                          
Toby: I'm scared..
                          
Midnight and Andy In Sync: You should be...
                          
Midnight: The chamber of Candy, the chamber of  Adorable cinnamon roles and finally the chamber of matchmaking. I choose candy.
                          
Toby: YUS!
                          
River: Okay, that's enough, remember to ask questions,truths and dares,cya later and remember to be true and be you BYE MY RAINBOWS!!!