Piper McLean has updated her status:
This has happened to everyone who has experienced Kindergarten.
Me: Why are so stupid?
Student: Ooooooooo! You said the 's' word!!! *Raises hand.*
Me: No please don't tell the teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong?
Student: She said the s word to me!
Teacher: *Looks at me.* That's it! You get a time out!
Me: :'(
Five years later in fifth grade.
Me: You're so stupid.
Student: Shut up.
Does this ring a bell to you?
Comments:
Percy Jackson: This has happened to me many times in Kindergarten.
Annabeth Chase: I once got in trouble for saying that I was the smartest one in the class. The rest of them didn't even know how to write their name properly!
Thalia Grace: lol
Leo Valdez: I don't get it. In kindergarten, they teach you not to use words like stupid and shut up because they are considered the 's' words or you get punished like getting a call home or being sent to the principal's office. But by the time you get to fifth grade, you are saying way worst things than that. and if you get caught by the teacher, all they say is "Watch your mouth."
Piper McLean: I know right! Kindergarten is so annoying!
Percy Jackson: You know what I don't get? You're in Kindergarten and they teach you not to curse. But by the time you get to sixth grade, you have at least one teacher who curses in class.
Thalia Grace: I know right! Teachers don't make any sense what so ever.
Leo Valdez: It's not the teachers that don't make sense. It's school that doesn't make sense!
Annabeth Chase: Hey, it's not always school.
Percy Jackson: Yes Annabeth. It's always school. I mean, They give you homework during summer break. Summer break! Isn't it supposed to be the time you get to spend time with your family, the time you get to go on vacation, the time your supposed to take a break from school. They give you so much work that by the time you finish, the next day is the first day of school!
Thalia Grace: Preach!
Piper McLean: You know what else I hate about school. You spend most of your time there than you do at home. Sometimes you forget you are at school and you think you are at home. I mean, who hasn't accidentally called your teacher mom or dad?
Leo Valdez: I have done that countless times! They need to give us lesser days of school!
Thalia Grace: Why do we need an education anyways? I bet most of the things we learn don't even help us in our lives.
Percy Jackson: You know what?! Maybe I should just drop out of school and stay at Camp Half-Blood. Besides, how is an education supposed to help me fight monsters? Fighting monsters is practically my life!
Sally Jackson: OVER MY DEAD BODY PERSEUS JACKSON!!! YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN SCHOOL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!
Percy Jackson: Well :P to you mom.
Annabeth Chase: I agree with your mom Percy.
Percy Jackson: What?! You're supposed to be on my side!
Annabeth Chase: Oh grow up Percy. Besides, you're already an idiot. And if you drop out school you'll be even dumber then you already are.
Thalia Grace: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Piper McLean: lol
Leo Valdez: Ha ha.
Percy Jackson: -_-
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