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LOOK HOW A LOAVAAN TUTORIAL FIXED MY MALE ANATOMY, NOW I LOST ALL THAT MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH I WAS SAVING FOR VOLTRON SEASON 7.
                          
Post season 7 : 
                          
Very angry and dead
                          
...
                          
You all groaned, did Ogrest really have to cause a flood so you couldn't use the port.
                          
"Yeah! Bye bye port, see ya! I was feeling sick just thinking about getting on a boat." Dally cheered, extremely happy that he didn't have to face his sea sickness just yet.
                          
Everyone sighed at Dally, then glanced over at Skribble.
                          
"Skribble, would yoy care to explain why you didn't tell us that Nashville port had sunk?" Eva asked skribble oh so kindly, smiling at the end.
                          
"Because you didn't ask! How was I supposed to know that you wanted a port in working order!" Skribble retorted, although it made you and Eva want to rip it to shreds.
                          
Eva hand Skribble to Yugi before turning away.
                          
"Skribble I thought I told you to stop your dirty tricks!" Yugo gave Skribble a hard scolding, ata boy.
                          
"But Master, I can't help it. I'm a demon, it's ... it's not my fault. I was born like that!" Skribble tried to reason, and luckily, Yugo wasn't able to give a response since Ruel started speaking.
                          
"Right, we'll have to find another way to reach the "Purple Claws" Archipelago."
                          
Ruel began to walk off, probably to find a cheap inn to stay in.
                          
"Okay! But I'm not leaving without taking a bath first." Amalia added on, following after Ruel.
                          
"You want to swim here? It's a little high up, isn't it?!" Dally questioned, his brain refused to even think about boats.
                          
Everyone, which means Amalia and Yugo, started complaining about food and bathing, which made Ruel respond -
                          
"Okay, we'll go look for an inexpensive inn."
                          
...
                          
There was only one inn that still had rooms, the Chaos inn. As you were walking up to said inn Yugo found a poster and started reading it.
                          
"Great singing competition for Mashville's The Y Factor."
                          
"I should try my luck don't you think, I sing rather well." Amalia complimented herself, and before she could even think about singing you said -
                          
"No, no you don't, even a hideous Beowulf can't stand your music."
                          
"Hey!"
                          
Then Dally cut in at the right time, and started singing a child's song. Ruel, somehow being a retired musician, lectured Dally on his singing.
                          
With that non very important conversation out of the way, we can get to the part where I go crazy.
                          
So you guys walked into the inn to see that part of the preliminary rounds was still going.
                          
You went, hey, I need to sell those instruments I got from the last chapter. Then you were like, maybe if I win this competition, mother would totally forget about what happened awhile ago.
                          
So while Everyone was at the front desk, you dove your head into your haven bag. You started rummaging through the entire bag until you found what you were looking for, leaving a tornado to (not) clean up after later.
                          
"Ah there it is, my old outfit. Man I feel so old just looking at this." You sigh in nostalgia, pulling the outfit out of your haven and putting it into another normal bag.
                          
(Just search up gerudo into Google images you'll see the outfut, trust me when I say you're going to need some water after that.)
                          
After this dude's great audition, if you do say so yourself, a masked(?) person drops in likes its nobody's business and pops open some wee- I mean a bottle. Damn I was in Vegas for too long. He blew on the top of the bottle and a sparkly smog came out and surrounded then male audtioning.
                          
When the male was telling of his uninvited guest, he noticed the change in his voice and passed the fuck out. K.O. Fatality. Done. Over. Finished.






                          
Ya still here? Good cause I'm having too much fun with making filler- I mean enjoyable side content for my reader's. 
                          
Anyways, back to the story. 
                          
Dally was clapping like an idiot, thinking that that was all part of the show.
                          
Then these series of events happened
                          
(omg 666 you darn sinners are here to soil my nonexistent innocence!)
                          
So dark and mysterious dude us like -
                          
"I warned you , I won't hesitate bitch!" Holding his gun up at judge dude.
                          
He also said Judge dude's name which made judge dude stand up and Ruel repeat his name.
                          
I had to boil this down because one, I have to take a shower. Two, I need to prepare my health for season seven of voltron because a Loavaan tutorial completely fixed my my male anatomy and wrecked my mental health. And three, this chapter is already over 760 words long.
                          
Anyway I have to finish watching Attack on Titan season 2, so the chapter ends here for now.
                          
Ciao,
                          
Yoshi