Hey kids, welcome to my store.
We have catnip, blood juice, pickled rat guts and mu-
Swiftpaw: *crying* WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE BADGERFANG?!?
Badgerfang: IT WAS A DARE FROM FLAMETAIL!
Darkstripe: SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOU'LL POOF INTO NOTHINGNESS LIKE YOU KNOW WHO DID!
Snowfur: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO LITTLE BABY WAYBIES LIKE THAT? DARRRRKKKKSSSTTTRRIIIPPPEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...