Facebook Part Three (Modern AU)

                                    

                                          
*Ava has joined Facebook*
                          
Leon: Uh...who's Ava?
                          
Percival: GWAINE DID YOU LET OUR DAUGHTER GET A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?!?
                          
Gwaine:...she asked nicely.
                          
Mordred:...you two have a daughter?
                          
Percival: Yeah. We adopted her.
                          
Ava: Aer ouy lkta tobua me?
                          
Leon: What?
                          
Percival: What?
                          
Gwaine: What?
                          
Mordred: What?
                          
Ava: I said, are you talking about me? This computer wasn't working right.
                          
Leon: How did you fix it?
                          
Ava: I slammed my fist against the keyboard a bunch of times.
                          
Percival:...what...
                          
Gwaine: THAT'S MY GIRL!
                          
Ava: Thanks father! :D
                          
Mordred: Oh no we have another Gwaine.
                          
***
                          
*Cason has joined Facebook*
                          
Arthur: Oh no not you too.
                          
Ava: YAY! MY BEST FRIEND HAS A FACEBOOK!
                          
Alistair: Hey! I thought I was your best friend!
                          
Fraden: Yeah! Same here!
                          
Freya: Merlin...
                          
Merlin: Yes?
                          
Freya: Did you give our sons Facebook accounts?
                          
Merlin:...maybe...
                          
Ava: YAY! EVERYONE GETS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!
                          
Leon: *whispers* oh dear god kill me.
                          
***
                          
*Mordred tagged Morgana in his status* Morgana did you get me the Sharknado DVD I asked for?
                          
Lancelot: You watch Sharknado?
                          
Gwaine: *faint laughter*
                          
Mordred: IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE!
                          
Morgana: *sighs* Yes Mordred, I got your DVD.
                          
Mordred: WHOO! I LOVE YOU MORGANA!
                          
Lancelot:...
                          
Gwaine:...
                          
Morgana: *laughs* I know.
                          
Gwaine:...I think I know what's coming next.
                          
***
                          
*Morgana and Mordred are now in a relationship*
                          
Gwaine: I knew it.
                          
Percival: Welcome to relationship world, Morgana.
                          
Morgana: Uh...thanks?
                          
Arthur: Trust me it's nothing spectacular.
                          
Gwen: *coughs loudly*
                          
Arthur: Uh...I meant it is when I'm with you Gwen, not with anyone else, just you. *laughs nervously*
                          
*Gwen has logged off Facebook*
                          
Percival: Ouch. The silent treatment.
                          
Gwaine: That's the worst. Percy did that to me once. Worst day of my life.
                          
Mordred: Well...thanks for the heads up. I can't imagine what Morgana would do to me if I got her mad.
                          
Morgana: You would would not want to know.