(3) Cracked

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                    Tommy's POV
       We all sat in the living room together, my friends, and the three...Freaks. "Is there a way to send you guys back, or whatever?" Cory asked Duni, the one who seemed to understand the situation the most. "Yeah, let's try to fix this before we get a second Tommy." Nick joked. I gasped, as if offended. "How dare you? I don't want anymore sniveling worms crawling around here either, Nick!" I said playfully. "Wow, dude, I'm not a worm, You're a worm!" Nick argued back in a playful voice. "Yeah, uh-huh." I said with a chuckle.

      "Back to the question." Cory inturrupted impatiently. "Well, I suppose we'll just have to wait for Mother Time to fix this." Duni said simply. "Is there a specific time range...?" Bri questioned. Duni shrugged, "Give the Great Mother some time, this seems like quite a mess." Duni retorted. "You have ALOT of faith in this Time lady." I mentioned. Duni looked at me, as if he was suprised, "Why of course I do! She's pretty much the master of everything!" Duni exclaimed. "So we just wait around for her to fix it?" Nick asked, and Duni nodded simply, "I suppose."

     After a moment, someone knocked on the door, and Duni jumped up immediantly, "I'll get it!" He exclaimed, and before any of us could interject, he was already at the door. I watched curiously, wondering who it could be. Duni opened the door, and his eyes lit up, "DDawn!" He said, sounding happy. "Ugh, just ze idiot I vas looking for." He said, not sounding happy. "I ave been going from idiot's door, to idiots door all day looking for you!" DDawn snapped. "Sorry, friend...Please, come in." Duni invited, moving from the doorway to let his friend in.

     DDawn walked in, wearing a suit, and his black hair having a single streak of deep red. When he saw us, his eyes widened, "Vhy is zere so many idiots in one place!?" Dawn exclaimed. "Hey!" Ashlie snapped. Duni shut the door and turned back to us, and immediantly, DDawn turned to meet him. "Mother Time is cracked, ve are stuck here." He reported immediantly. Duni gasped, his hands going over his mouth, "M-Mother Time!? Cracked!? How could that happen??" Duni questioned. DDawn sighed, "I'm not sure...But I ave veason to believe zhat it was caused by interdemensional rifts, most likely caused by somevone, or someting(all these weird words aren't typos, btw, it's a pathetic attempt by me to write DDawn's French accent 😂), traveling recklessly through ze Multiverse." DDawn explained.

       "I ave NO idea vhat those idiotic idiots are doing in ze Multiverse, but zhey seem to be messing up ze whole universe." DDawn finished. "Wait, so the ONLY person who can fix this is..." Jon trailed off. "Broken, yes." DDawn saud simply. "Then, how are we going to get back?" UF Cory asked. "I.....Don't know..." Duni said quietly. "I'm fine here." Fon said simply, floating above everyone with his arms behind his head, and his eyes closed as if he was lying on something.

       "Well, we better find a w-" Cory began, but was cut off by a loud explosion from another room,  making us all jump. "OOPS!" Someone yelled from that room. They sounded JUST like me... "Dude! You better not kill me, I swear to Notch!" Another voice yelled angrily. They sounded like Nick, except their voice was deeper and angrier. Duni perked up, "That sounded like Dick !" He exclaimed. He ran to the origin of the noise, and I followed immediantly, along with the others.

       We arrived at one of the rooms nearby, and when Duni opened the door, smoke poured out, making us cough. When the smoke cleared, it revealed someone with brown hair, a trenchcoat, and a bright yellow emoji, mask holding a small bomb. And beside him, stood a man who looked ALOT like Nick, except with red eyes, and wearing a gray vest with a long-sleeved red undershirt. They stared at us, the emoji boy smiling, and the other boy baring his sharp fangs at us. "Dick!" Duni exclaimed in suprise. "Oh great..." Dick groaned.

      "Hey, would you guys be interested in buying anything?" The boy that sounded like me asked. "Umm....How did you guys even get in here?" Cory asked. "Magic." The boy with the mask said, doing jazz hands. Dick sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, gesturing towards a giant hole that was in the floor. "He dug us in.." He admitted. "The landlord is gonna KILL us..." Cory groaned. The emoji masked boy, I assume is me from another universe, looked at Dick. "Awe, c'mon man, why'd you have to ruin the wHOLE joke like that?" The boy asked jokingly. "Oh dear god...." I heard Uni groan.

      "That was a pretty DIRTy pun." I added. He looked at me and smiled, "Not too bad yourself, but my puns are much more wHOLEsome." He said. "Oh, I got a wHOLE lot more where that came from..." I retorted. We-" "NO. We are NOT doing this!" Cory inturrupted. "Fine, Carl..." I said teasingly. "I SWEAR TO GOD, TOMMY! YOU ARE GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE!" Cory exclaimed. "We aren't aren't that unNERVING." The other Tommy added, earning a death glare from Cory. "These people are driving me insane..." Dick sighed in annoyance.

     "Awe, c'mon, you're already insane. Look up the definition in a DICKtionary." I joked. "Please, for the love of God, stop!" Cory exclaimed. "You're right, Cory..." I agreed, "This isn't PUNselvaina!" I added at the end. I started laughing, and so did the other Tommy. Cory sighed, and began walking away. "I'll be in the living room." He said simply. "Yeah, so will I." Uni grumbled. The others began walking away aswell, "Awe, c'mon guys, I'm sorry!" I called after them, "I didn't mean to PUNish you!" I added, and they all groaned. I laughed and the other Tommy walked up to me and put his arm around my shoulder, "I think we're going to be great friends..." He said with a smile.

A/N I'm TERRIBLE with puns, so I looked up 'Hole puns', but they were, like, ALL sexual golf course puns...So I had to think of my own 😂. Sorry they're so bad! And sorry for DDawn's
TERRIBLE accent! And as always, I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY, AND GOODBYE PEEPS!!!!  

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