"where the hell are we?"
"we're at sports day lmao."
"this is so sad, alexa play the vengabus."
"you're such a skinny legend."
jimmy listened into the conversation of amanda sag, armelia grosse and jiji chivackalechealeenarina. he cried, ugly cried. he has no friends. especially with hair like his, constantly burnt or burning. he spotted vernie lewoos being a slag in the corner over by the dick shaped bush, which wasn't anything new tbh. he then saw jayne getting it on with borris gloz on the long jump runway, which again, isn't anything new.
'mmm' he thought, watching the hot mess in front of him, getting out his nokia to film the sensual scene for later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YOU ARE READING
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Randomi wrote this on sports day, because i hadn't signed up for any events. it was hot, and i probably had more sugar than necessary, but i wrote a masterpiece. this book is full of memes (and some inside jokes between friends, because one of them helped...
