Just thought you might wanna know what you sound like when you try to explain this mess:
The daughter of Snow White and the son of Rumplestiltskin had a kid
That kid is both Snow White's grandson and step-brother
Robin Hood and the Evil Queen are soul mates
Captain Hook and the daughter of Snow White are soul mates
The wife of Rumplestiltskin had an affair with Captain Hook
The miller's daughter from the story of Rumplestiltskin is also the Queen of Hearts
Cinderella's stepsister is the red queen
Said stepsister is also the true love of Will Scarlet
Who is the Knave of Hearts
Peter Pan is Rumplestiltskin's father
The daughter of Snow White went out with the Wizard of Oz
The Wicked Witch of the West is the daughter of the Queen of Hearts
Prince Phillip and Sleeping Beauty are flying monkeys
Prince Charming is a twin, whose brother had a thing with Jack from Jack in the Beanstalk who was not in fact a boy but a woman
Rumplestiltskin is all at once Rumplestiltskin, the Beast, the Crocodile, and Cinderella's fairy godmother
Jafar and the Red Queen had an alliance
The Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch of the West are sisters
Mulan fought in a war with Prince Phillip and was in love with him but is now in love with Sleeping Beauty
Jiminy Cricket's dog is Pongo
Wendy Darling and the son of Rumplestiltskin were friends
Tinkerbell and the Evil Queen are friends
Little Red Riding and Frankenstein may or may not have a thing
I'm sure there's more, but I listed it in That Awkward Moment, so go check that book out if you haven't lol
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Missing Once
FanfictionA series of thoughts, jokes, rants and other funny bits all from a Once Upon a Time fangirl. A sequel to "That Awkward Moment When... OUAT edition" the ORIGINAL Once Upon a Time joke book.
