It wasn't until they got back to the bunker that Dean realized they hadn't brought a phone with them.
....And Dean had 14 missed calls from Sam, AKA the Winchester equivalent of two missed calls from your mother.
Terrifying.
"Where the hell have you BEEN?" Sam demanded as soon as he picked up the phone. "I've been calling you for HOURS."
"Sorry Sammy, I was busy." Dean insisted. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I finished up that hunt. I'm on my way back to the bunker now."
"Oh." Cas walked into the room, and tilted his head. "It's Sam," Dean whispered. Cas nodded and slid up next to the hunter, figuring he'd amuse himself and confuse the moose at the same time.
"I should be back tonight." Sam went on. "What have you and Cas been up to?"
"Nothing much." Dean started to explain. "We've been doing that list he made of siMPLE-" Dean jumped as Cas randomly leaned over and licked his ear. "Simple things." Dean stammered.
"...Okay. So, what? You've been staring at flowers and stuff?"
"Yeah, that's abooo" Dean's voice trailed off as Cas started to kiss his neck. "Cas, stop it."
"No, it's funny." The angel teased.
"I'm on the phone!"
"Don't care." Sam frowned, listening to them whispering.
"Dean?" He finally asked. Dean cleared his throat, shooting a quelling glare at Cas.
"Yes?"
"I gotta go. See you later?"
"Yeah, sure. Bye!" Dean hung up instantly and turned to the angel. "Oh, you're gonna pay."
"Oh am I?" Cas insisted. "How?"
"You are getting a punishment, Cas."
"What's that mean? You're gonna attempt to top for once?"
".....Cas. I will lock you in the dungeon." The angel smiled.
"Kinky."
"CAS!"
******
Elsewhere, Sam pondered the strange phone call for a minute before sending out a text.
It's official. Dean and Cas totally banged while I was gone.
WHAT?????? was Charlie's instant reply.
Good for Cassie ;) Gabriel declared.
Charlie: I DEMAND PROOF, WINCHESTER!!!
It's obvious. That's all the proof I have.
Charlie: I WANT PROOOOOOF, MOOSE! I WILL KILL YOU TO GET IT!!!
Gabe: Hey! Don't threaten my Sammoose!
I'm NOT your Sammoose, Gabriel. We're FRIENDS.
Gabe: That's not what you said on New Years ;)
Charlie: O. M. G.
Ignore him, he's lying.
Gabe:
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