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hey guess who still doesn't wanna hecking proofread. me.
                          
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walmart was a mess.

                          
the cart was full of junk food, barbie clothes, a dog bed, toy cars, and a whole case of mountain dew.
                          
it was going to be one hell of a night.
                          
while in the supermarket, makki started belting out 'lovesick blues,' oikawa was dancing horribly, mattsun jumped into the ball cage, breaking it also, and they got iwaizumi to do the challenge where he puts random objects into a stranger's cart until they noticed. the old lady's who owned that cart ended up hitting hajime with her pink cane a couple of times.
                          
whenever then went to the cashier to pay, he just gave him a weird look, then swiped each item.
                          
they piled everything up into mattsun's car and drove to the closest movie rental shop, and getting five copies of the bee movie and all of the shrek items they had.
                          
this was probably the best shopping spree they ever went on.
                          
mattsun dropped oikawa off at his workplace and took the rest of the #squad to the apartment complex to set up their new 'decorations'.
                          
but little did iwaizumi know, this is just a part of the meme duo's little scheme to set him up with oikawa. it was even mattsun's old nickname, 'the matchmaker,' so whenever the black haired man saw two lonely kids struggling, he set them up.
                          
and oh boy, wasn't oikawa a struggling lonely kid.
                          
so when they reached their apartment, they cornered hajime and started interrogating him, asking him questions that were along the lines of,
                          
"hey, kid u gay?"
                          
"is your type of person the struggling lonely kid with a big ego and knee problem?"
                          
"u kinky?"
                          
" what's your ideal date?"
                          
"bdsm?"
                          
"makki what the fuck type of questions are you asking?" mattsun said.
                          
"what the FUCK type of questions aRE BOTH OF YOU ASKING?"
                          
"chill dude! we all know that you are in need for a relationship! come on, spice it up a little you walnut! at this rate, you're going to be thirty and single and die with forty fucking cats surrounding you, we're just looking out for you," makki said with a grin.
                          
"yeah yeah yeah, and what? i met you less than a day ago,"

                          
mattsun fake gasped, "but what about our bonding at walmart? how dare you. blocked and reported. uninvited from my sweet sixteen. deleting your snapchat."
                          
iwaizumi sighed, these were going to be some fun neighbors.
                          
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guess what you guys homegirl has some writers block but i do write like three chapters before posting a chapter so that's good i guess
                          
also sorry for this short ass chapter
                          
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