Chapter 6

                                    

                                          
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Okay, Imma just get this straight. I'm not dead, just incredibly late at updating. And Imma also state—Im horrid at writing about fighting scenes, so don't expect much about those.
Now, you've been warned. Onwards!
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               Naruto's Point of View
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"Its already been hours! Where is that sensei of ours! He's taking so long!" Sakura screeched out loudly.
                          
"Is this guy or girl even an actual Jōunin? Their suppose to arrive on time, not be two hours late!" Sasuke added.
                          
Meanwhile, I had a Shadow Clone tail the lazy perverted Sensei of ours here. I also set up a seal on the handle, a miniature genjutsu trigger. Its a minor lesson for him to learn not to be late again.
                          
His Icha Icha Paradise book shall pay the price at this  point. 
                          
I smirked at the thought. Its mean, but it will teach him his lesson. And its just a genjutsu anyways unless he pisses me off during introductions. Goodbye Icha~
                          
I felt memories surge through my mind as my Shadow Clone finally dispelled itself. Meaning : Kakashi's a few steps away. 
                          
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The seal on the handle activated as the door slid open. Cue the burning and shredding of his prized Icha Icha Paradise Limited Edition Harem Collection (alongside the Icha Series books signed by Jiraiyah, the authoe, himself. 
                          
We stood there, different expressions on our faces as thoughts crossed our minds about our 'new' Jōunin 'Sensei'.
                          
'Cha! What just happened?! Why is he crying over nothing all of a sudden?!' 'Probably because he'll be out of a job soon for making Sasuke-sama/kun wait for so long!' –Haruno Sakura
                          
'Is this guy really a Jōunin?! He's nothing like one; crying out of nothing!' –Uchiha Sasuke
                          
'Kakashi... its just a genjustu... get a grip will you?' –Uzamaki Naruto; A.K.A. Me.
                          
"Um.. Kakashi, did you really fall for a D-Rank genjutsu?" I mumbled, knowing full well he'll be able to hear me.
                          
His eyes visibly widened as he looked up, tears still falling from his visible eye. "Seriously?.. Kai..." He quietly dispelled as he straightened himself. "Remind me not to get on your bad side. If this is D-Rank, I don't want a higher level after me." He muttered.
                          
"Meet me at the rooftop in three—" I didn't wait for him to finish as I Hiraishined myself to the rooftop, disappearing in a flash of orange. 
                          
"Dad's justu when altered is the best~!" I said quietly to myself, careful for anyone to hear me. "Lets see how long it takes for them to try and figure me out properly." I smirked at the very thought. "I just need a reason now..."