Author: I think this was the toughest part I had to write, seeing how I had to back track to season 1 and make sure that my OC Leo said the same thing in this part but, anyway hope you guys enjoy this part. :D
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Inside Of The Fortress
The bomb is currently, counting down from 2 minutes now.
Grif: Howh, just two minutes left.
Sarge: Men, I don't want this to sound pessimistic, but I'm absolutely certain we're all gonna die!
Leo: (Sitting against a wall) Why does life hate us?
Grif: Well never know Leo, we'll never know.
Simmons: Sarge, I think that that's a totally objective assessment of the situation, sir.
Tucker: (hitting the window shutters with the ultimate weapon) What if we just beat on these window shutters together? We can get 'em open.
Sarge: No, that would be the coward's way out. Fruitlessly trying to escape instead of accepting your own fate!
Tucker: (jumping up in the now open window) But I can see daylight!
Sarge: It's true. Only a miracle can save us now.
Leo: Sarge do you want to die or something?
Back into the past with the computer and Church.
Computer: teleporter complete. slightly behind schedule.
Church: (with a white beard all the way to Tibet) You know, it might have gone a bit faster if you hadn't spent so much processor time telling knock-knock jokes.
Computer: knock knock.
Church: Enough. Do you have the coordinates to send me to Blood Gulch or not?
Computer: yes. do you have a plan yet?
Church: I've been standing in this hallway thinking for a thousand years. I've had time.
Computer: and?
Church: Well, the main thing I need to do, is keep myself from dying.
Computer: (with a glaring typo) thats a given.
Church: And since all our problems stem from O'Malley jumpin' from Tex to Caboose, all I need to do is prevent her from dying too.
Computer: because you secretly love her.
Church: Oh don't start that again. All I need to do is kill that pink guy that sticks the grenade on her.
Computer: sounds easy.
Church: Well, I have knowledge of everything that takes place beforehand, so, as long as I don't interfere too much, or get spotted, should be a frigging breeze.
Computer: ready to transport.
Church: Okay, let's do it. Goodbye... computer. Compu- you know what, you'd think I would have come up with a name for you in these thousand years.
Computer: it's gary. but thanks for asking. see you in a few hundred years.
Church with a beard all the way to Tibet teleports away, and is instantly replaced by Church with no beard to Tibet running up to the same spot.
Church: Computer, you've got to send me back!
Gary: to blood gulch? you just left.
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Red vs Blue Season 3: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 3, Are group of idiots are all split up in different places, to find O'Malley and stop him. The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
