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DaddyJohnny
Hey
                          
Wassup
                          
Me
Lol I have to change your name, my friend saw that and chocked on his coffee
                          
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Me
Ooof that was close
                          
Anyway eYO
                          
Johnny
Wait what was my name saved as? 
                          
Me
DaddyJohnny
                          
Johnny
Oh my God 
                          
Me
You still have to explain things to me
                          
Johnny
Ughhh do I really have to
                          
Me
😌👂🏻☕
                          
Johnny
oKAY so we were having this dance practice with music which had this word in the lyrics and someone just asked me about the word so I had to explain the meaning 
                          
Ten's group just happened to be near us and overheard our conversation 
                          
Me
Ann I ooop— 🙊
                          
Johnny
Ye :/ you don't even know how embarrassed I am every time I see them
                          
Ten especially since he's boss or something 
                          
Me
Ohhhh :0
                          
I feel sorry for you
                          
Johnny
I'm sure you are laughing
                          
Me
What? Noo I'm not that type of person
                          
Johnny 
... 
                          
Me
Okay maybe I laughed a little
                          
Fell off my chair
                          
And woke up my dog which is now weirdly looking at me
                          
Lol is it hungry or what I never know what it wants. It's like kids I swear to god
                          
Johnny
I have a dog too 
                          
Just give him some food or some toy, but you have to take care of it and keep him busy
                          
Me
Okay, it isn't mine anyway as I'm at my sister's doing babysitter 
                          
Awww btw why does it look like you have more pets than friends lmao
                          
Johnny 
The PETS at least aren't that annoying like you wouldn't believe that the dog which once threw up on a police guy is less stupid than them
                          
Well Doyoung threw up once at our teacher so idk now
                          
But they're literally the reason why the instructions for making a tea exist 
                          
Me
Well I know nothing about your friends so I don't wanna judge
                          
Besides my friends aren't better, I sometimes question if brain cells exist in their brains
                          
Johnny 
That's right! 
                          
Forget what I said
                          
They're angels <3
                          
Like best people you would ever meet
                          
I'm pretty sure you would like to meet them
                          
Me
That looks fun
                          
Why not :) 
                          
Johnny
No problem ;))) 
                          
You seem fine so they would DEFINITELY like you 
                          
And ypu'regotafff!! 
                          
Me
What?
                          
U ok? 
                          
Johnny
                          
Johnny
Sorry 
                          
That was me hitting Taeyong, that dimwit just stole my phone
                          
He wrote that nice stuff while I was hiding, bc Doyoung would choke me with his ugly fingers as he saw what I wrote
                          
Ignore those
                          
Me
He called me hot so.. ;) 
                          
Do they know we are texting tho? 
                          
Like who am I
                          
Johnny
No, I have you saved as 'model guy' 
                          
Me
Oh okay then xd
                          
Johnny
If they knew, they would tease me or something
                          
Well they are doing it anyway
                          
ANNOYING 
                          
Me
But I would like to get to know them anyway
                          
Johnny
You sure?? 
                          
There's a big chance of you losing a few braincells 
                          
Me
It's not like I have any brain cell anyway so
                          
Y E S