*Flashback to high school*
(Martha and Betty are 18!)"We're graduating tonight!" Exclaimed Betty.
"So exciting! Remember our plans for what we're doing after graduation right....?" Martha asked looking at Betty.
"Of course," Betty grinned as she finished curling her hair.
"You ready to go?" Martha asked as she did a once over in the mirror.
"As ready as I'll ever be," Betty said as she slipped on her heels. The two girl strutted out of the house together. Heads held high with pride, and smiles on their faces as they thought of their last, and final, high school prank....
"Betty Marshall!" The principal called up Betty to get her diploma. As she walked across the stage with a bright smile, she tripped.
"HA DUMBASS!" Martha laughed at her.
"BITCH, SUCK MY TOES!" Betty laughed throwing her shoes at Martha. The principal just shook his head and everyone laughed at their antics. After all these years, the two girls were still immature.
"Martha Olive!" The principal called Martha. As she walked across the stage, a huge bucket of blue paint fell on her.
"YOU HO!" Martha yelled at Betty.
"Takes one to know one!" Betty laughed at her.
After that.... interesting(?) graduation ceremony, the two went home. They giggled and danced around Martha's room as they talked about what they were about to do.
"This is going to be epic!" Martha exclaimed with a huge grin on her face.
"Of course. I thought of it!" Betty said laughing at the though of what they were about to pull off. The girls looked at the time. It was tome to go. Nobody would be awake at 1:00am after graduation.
"Ready?" Martha asked as she waited by the window.
"Yep, are your parents asleep?" Betty asked.
"Yep, and yours think you're at the library studying, right?" Martha asked.
"Yepppp!" Betty said as she slipped out of the window.
"Now or never," Martha mumbled as she went out of the window with Betty.
"Is this Principal Barry's house?" Martha asked.
"Positive," Betty confirmed.
"Lets get to it," Martha grinned. The two girls threw a dozen eggs on the house and started spray painting it.
"I gotta shit," Martha said.
"Go ahead," Betty laughed.
"Alright," Martha giggled as she took a dump on the front steps of the house.
"Ready for the final part?" Betty grinned.
"Of course," Martha said. With that confirmation, Betty plugged in a wire. Not a second later, the whole street was lit up and shaking from the music playing from the music playing from the speakers.
There was a banner on the house that said, "We didn't get to sleep because of you, now you won't get to sleep because of us"
"Good job!" Martha high fives Betty.
"Couldn't have done it without you," Betty laughed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Barry, the principal, came out screaming as he covered his ears.
The girls put in ear plugs and motioned that they couldn't hear him. At that exact moment, 7 police cars pulled up.
"QUICK LETS GO!" Martha screamed at Betty.
Betty grabbed a paddle and Martha hopped into the boat with Betty. They started rowing a boat down the street.
Long story short, that was the first time they got arrested. Back in the good ol' days before Betty had a million kids and Martha didn't spread her legs for every long hard thing.
ALRIGHT Y'ALL! THE ORIGINAL GANGSTAS ARE BACKKKKK! CAN I GET A HOE YEAHH?!
~Trisha
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Martha and Betty
Humor"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison...