Heilo, yes here you go, you've just opened the portal to my life (mostly)
The reason I write 'mostly' is because...I can't know for sure if you're an FBI agent or not, so I won't trust you with all my secrets in life (I'll give you some juice though, your job must be pretty boring if the only thing you do is observing random people on the internet, fackin creep)
You see, I am a very energetic person, and also inexperienced when it comes to certain things, as I've been told here on this lovely app (I'm sorry man). Therefore, there are some circumstances where I offend people, which I apologize greatly for (I'm so embarrassed of myself, fACK)
As you can see, the genre of this lovely "book" is humor, simply because my life is such a beautiful thing to laugh at. So easy to make fun of. Isn't that just fantastic.
I will call this my electronic diary. Though, I've tried writing in diaries so many times, I can't count (actually I can, but I can't bother to count really pfft), I can never seem to actually write in my diaries, so this should be fackin interesting.
I don't really know if people are gonna read this, but if you do, I apprecc you man, I really do. *bro hug* Imagine a person that gives a shit about me, huh?
Nah I know people give shits about me, but I want everyone to like me, I don't know if that's good or narcissistic or anything..tell me if you're offended, plas
Maybe, just maybe, I can manage to convince you, my good friend, that I am more than some random human, a fucking weird one at that, on Wattpad reading gay smut (which some people in my class knows about omg why)
I will not reveal my true face, though. I have this moral that if I do, I will ruin how people imagine me, and I would NEVER expose my striking beauty to FBI agents...
But yeash, this is my introduction to my "diary", I hope you schtick around *tips hat*
YOU ARE READING
People Tell Me To Calm The Fuck Down All The Time
HumorA little thingy where I talk about stuff people really don't care about, but whatevs (Don't expect me to post anything highly interesting) ((Unless you have a crush on me and think everything I do is amazing, then yes, expect all you want)) (((But t...
