"What about this one?" Jim asked, pointing at another expensive ring through the glass.
Corey sighed. "Dude, Craig doesn't need that expensive of a ring. He'll kill you if you spend that much money on him."
"Well I don't care." Jim countered. "He deserves an expensive ring."
"Whatever you say man."
There was a couple moments of silence before Jim shouted again. "Ohhhhh what about this one?"
"Jim, do you really think Craig wants a diamond?"
"I don't know..."
"C'mon man, you know Craig better than anybody. What's the deal?"
Jim looked over the selection of engagement rings warily, then sighed. "I don't know...I feel like the more expensive it is, the more likely Craig's gonna say yes."
Corey put a hand on Jim's shoulder. "Craig loves you man. Whether you give him a diamond ring, or a Cheerio, he'll still say yes."
Jim didn't respond, because he was already walking towards a smaller, more simpler display, and then pointed for the third time.
"That one," he said with certainty, "It's perfect."
Corey followed Jim's eyes and grinned. "I think you're right...Craig's gonna love it."
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.