ix. han jisung

                                    

                                          
han solo
                          


                          
2:28pm
wanna bet?
                          


                          
2:29pm
no
                          


                          
2:29pm
aww such a buzz kill ):
                          


                          
2:30pm
sigh

                          
that depends
                          
what kind of bet are we talking about?
                          


                          
2:31pm
if you can make the guy next to you give his number
                          
i'll give you something you've always wanted
                          


                          
2:32pm
first of all, how do you know where i am?

                          
second of all, how do you know i'm sitting next to a guy?
                          
third of all, what chu talking about?
                          


                          
2:33pm
to put it simply, i just happen to know everything
                          
i am the great han jisung
                          
and you know what i'm talking about
                          


                          
2:34pm
pffft what makes you think you can bribe me?
                          
and why do you want me to get this guy's number?
                          
have you given up on picking girls because none of them would give their numbers to you?
                          


                          
2:35pm
how dare you
                          
...yes, no one has given me their number
                          
bUT I AM BOUND TO GET ONE SOON
                          
i am determined
                          


                          
2:36pm
pffft message me back when you actually get one then

                          


                          
2:37pm
okay fine
                          
too bad, i was gonna give you our album for free
                          
but our album's running out of stock
                          
with our pictures and autographs
                          
and posters
                          
and all that good stuff
                          
bUT OH WELL
                          


                          
2:38pm
oKAY I AM LISTENING

                          
dID YOU JUST WANT THE NUMBER???
                          
i cAN TOTALLY DO THAT
                          
jUST MAKE SURE THAT ALBUM HAS MY NAME ON IT