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Harry Potter: LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

Pansy Parkinson: what.

Harry Potter: YOU HEARD ME

Hermione Granger: we don't get to do whatever we want in here, you know..

Harry Potter: why not?

Draco Malfoy: do you remember THE AUTHOR?!

Harry Potter: oh yeah..

Draco Malfoy: idiot.

Ron Weasley: he's not an idiot! he's my FRIEND!

Blaise Zabini: the redhead has friends?

Ron Weasley: *crying*

Draco Malfoy: oh, i forgot about you

Draco Malfoy: carter, or something?

Blaise Zabini: MY NAME IS BLAISE, HOW DID YOU GET CARTER FROM THAT?!

Pansy Parkinson: calm down.

Blaise Zabini: I CAN'T CALM DOWN! FIRST THE AUTHOR LEAVES ME OUT FOR SEVERAL CHAPTERS--

HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS

Blaise Zabini: THEN YOU FORGET ME

Neville Longbottom: i know how it feels

Luna Lovegood: us minor characters all have those problems

Ginny Weasley: can't relate

Harry Potter: me neither

Ron Weasley: i can

Hermione Granger: not me

Draco Malfoy: nope

Pansy Parkinson: i can

Draco Malfoy: you're not even that much of a minor character--?

Pansy Parkinson: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN MY NAME MENTIONED IN A STORY

Draco Malfoy: ...

Pansy Parkinson: EXACTLY

Draco Malfoy: THIS AGAIN

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Draco Malfoy: THIS AGAIN

Hermione Granger: YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY SOULMATES

Draco Malfoy: IT'S AN APPLE

Harry Potter: everyone here acknowledges that you have something going on with that apple except for you

Neville Longbottom: seriously Draco don't try and hide your feelings from yourself

Luna Lovegood: GO LIVE HAPPILY WITH YOUR APPLE

Draco Malfoy: ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC

Pansy Parkinson: OH NO YOU-

Draco Malfoy: except for Pansy our lord and savior whom i do sincerely hope does not kill me

Blaise Zabini: what about me?

Draco Malfoy: no i don't care about you

Harry Potter: why do you hate him so much?

Blaise Zabini: I'D LIKE TO HEAR THIS, TOO, I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS

Draco Malfoy: where did you ever get that idea?

Blaise Zabini: OAIHWFOAIWHFNOAIWF

Draco Malfoy: BACK TO THE APPLE, THAT IS A PREPOSTEROUS CONCEPT AND I WILL NEVER DATE AN APPLE SO GIVE IT UP

Hermione Granger: *whispered* i will never give up my otp

Harry Potter: *whispered* agreed

Draco Malfoy: WHAT WAS THAT

Neville Longbottom: what a goth


-- A/N --

well hello there

WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE UPDATES AUTHOR ARE YOU ACTUALLY MAKING TIME FOR US??

yes.

bye bye, my little fork forks~!

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