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I WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS 
                          
I decided the first thing i would do was change into my spandex.
                          
so now i have a pair of my camo socks, a pair of black spandex, and my orange/red sports bra on because i took my tanktop of. my hair is still in its normal messy pony tail, with little baby hairs going everywhere because thats what my hair does. 
                          
so then i hooked my phone up to my speaker and started playing my playlist on spotify that i named 'MUSIC' because what it is, is all the songs that i like that i dont like enough songs by that artist to make a playlist ot wear it plays only those songs that i like. you know when you like a few songs of one person but not all of them, thats what im talking about. then i have a few just random ones in there that i have in other playlists. the first song that came on is ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS BY KENNY CHESNEY (song above)
                          
so i started picking up all the trash starting at one side of the room and going to the other while dancing around like a maniace and sliding around on the floor in my socks because lets face it we all still do that no matter our age. so after i filled three garbage bags full of trash i sat them outside the door so i would have more room in the room because even though it was big it wasnt big enough after all the stuff that was in there plus room to move completely free, while i was dancing and sliding around i bumped into a lot of stuff.
                          
then i decided i would start by going through the chests, i started with the three that where tipped over. wasnt really anything good in them, a few knifes here and there witch of course i kept because why not, some of them looked pretty exspensive to. i found a BB gun, and a airsoft gun. witch i was pretty exited for. 
                          
hmm i wonder what brian would do if i shot him with the airsift gun. that would be an awsome idea. so i went over to the barn window to see if brian was out there and he was so i decided to shoot him from here. i aimed the gun right obove his butt cheek so when it hit it would hit his but because the farther the BB travels the lower it gets because of the gravity. after i got it lined up and was happy with where it would go i pulled the trigger and watched him dance around holding his butt like a little girl while laughing my but off and right before he turned around i dropped to the ground before he could see me so he would hopefully be confused as hell. 
                          
after about ten minutes of waiting after i shot Brian in the but and putting the guns up so if he came up here he wouldnt see them and know for sure that i did it. 
                          
after a few minutes the door opened and in came Brian holding his but, he looked really confused so that is good.
                          
"hey did you shoot me in the but?" he asked and i just busted out laughing 
                          
"no why would i do that" i asked trying to calm my laughing.
                          
"well i was standing outside on the track and i got this reall sharp pain in my but cheek so i looked down and there was a BB laying on the ground so i just figured that you found a BB gun or something up here cause I remember her having one" he said seeming a little more confused about the situation. 
                          
"nope, sorry, don't know of a BB gun" I said looking as inasent as I could considering that I wanted to bust out laughing right now. But I'm trying to contain it. I think it's quite funny how he is actually byeing it right now. If I was him I wouldn't be. But also I know who I am, and how I was raised so I know that I wouldn't trust me if I acted like this because I know I would be lying. 
                          
"OK, I wonder what it was then? Hmm oh well" he said looking really into his thoughts then shrugging his shoulders and walking out of the room NOT SHUTTING THE DOOR might I add. 😒 Just like a parent walk into the room while the door is shut then walking out and not closing it.