~Two~

                                    

                                          
As soon as their eyes meet shrek knew. He knew woody was the one. 
                          
He didn't know how he knew but he just did. Maybe it was the way he stumbled on a swamp rock and looked up, cheeks red and stuttering from embarrassment. "You're my favorite deputy," he whispered when shrek helped him up and their faces were centimeters apart. They gazed deeply into eachothers eyes for what felt like forever until shrek muttered "Fuck it," and threw himself at woody. Their mouths locked and there was an instant connection. Woody melted into shrek. The kiss got more and more intense until shrek was basically sucking woody's whole face. 
—••—••—
Shrek inserts his dong into woody's pristinely clean asshole. He wasn't lying about how smooth it was. Shrek loves an honest man.
                          
"oOF" woody wails out in pain. 
                          
"Is this too much for you hun?" Shrek doesn't want to hurt him.
                          
"Yee haw, this feels even better than when... OOF... than when I'm riding my horse through a... o o O Oo F" woody can't finish his sentence. 
                          
Woody climaxes. 
                          
Shrek pulls his stik out of woodys ass and turns him around, firmly yet not violently, and pushes it down his throat. 
                          
Woody is dumbfounded. Where did shrek learn to have shrex like this? He manages to choke out a sentence.
                          
"There's a snake in my throat"