bold - lucas
normal - sam[antha]
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wednesday 18th october 2017
5.34 pm
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"hey, you've reached the cooks takeaway, what can I get you?"
"Fries are the only thing vegans can eat here, so I'll get a portion of fries."
"Is that all you want vegan?"
"How about a small conversation as a side?"
"Smooth, vegan. But fries are a side. You can't have a side of a side."
"Why do you have to ruin the moment?"
"There was a moment?"
"There you go destroying the moment again."
"Again, there was a moment?"
"Alright, alright. Maybe I was just wishing we had a moment."
"If we ever have a moment, I'll let you know."
"Good, I don't wanna miss it."
"Can I get your name?"
"Oh, so you're ready to know my name!"
"No, Toby needs to know it to bring your fries."
"About your brother...he doesn't like me, I'm sure."
"Oh my god! You actually scared him!"
"Yeah! I like terrified him!"
"Damn you must be an amazing actor."
"Sam, I was in sinister 2. I hope I can be scary."
"No way, that's so cool! Although, I've never watched it because I hate horror."
"You hate horror!?"
"Yes, but that's not the point. Tell me what you said to Toby."
"Well, he gave me the food and I said 'thank you, Toby'. He actually looked at his shirt to see if he had a name tag on, which he didn't. He ended up stuttering out 'how do you know name?' And I replied with 'I know everything.' I did a creepy face - as a joke!! - and he nearly wet himself. Oh my god I felt so bad!"
"That's absolutely hilarious! I cannot breathe."
"I know, I can hear you."
"Well I can hear you chuckling so you can't feel that bad!"
"I honestly feel horrible!"
"Can you scare him again!?"
"No. In fact, I'm gonna apologise to him and tell him you told me to."
"You wouldn't dare."
"I'm gonna."
"Vegan, don't you-"
"By the way, it's the same address."
the vegan has ended the call
I love them too much
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✓ pizza , lucas jade zumann
Fanfiction"can I get a meat feast pizza. But can I get it without the meat? And without the cheese?" "So just a pizza base with sauce? Are you drunk?" "No, just vegan." © -hiddleston 2017 - 2018 [ phone calls ft real life ] lucas jade zumann [ complete ! ]
