Vent Session 59

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Heeeeyyy everybody 

Y'all was finna update yesterday but it was my brother birthday 

That nigga turned 19😝🤘🏽

I got a new favorite quote😂

"Boy do you know who the fúck I am? I do what the fúck I want."- My granny 2017

This was at the birthday dinner when my uncle told my grandma to slow down with the Hennessy😂 

She didn't want to drink water so don't ask🤷🏽😂

They said I  couldn't get none but I finessed😁

That shít strong af never again🤦🏽 

I got caught doing some weird shít in the mirror today and my mom said "Girl, what the hell you doing?"😂😂😂

I was making my booty jiggle🤣

At first I just walked past the mirror then I went back to look

I said "Wait, what the fúck? I'm getting thick? Where this ass came from cuz this shít wasn't there before?"

Y'all I'm weird😋

But it started showing up outta nowhere

I feel like something finna happen tomorrow at school 

I think it's because I said somebody finna come out today and this boy said "Well hoes I like niggas" and he started twerking 

Wtf?🤔

Everybody lowkey knew that because he sound like a hoochie

Yoooo when I first heard him talk I thought he was a girl

He was flipping his imaginary ponytail and everything😂🤦🏽

He a mess

My food is done so Imma go

Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee


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