Chapter Ya know my content has really gone downhill

                                    

                                          
Hau has updated his status- I need a squad
                          
Comments:
                          
Moon: What
                          
Hau: I need a squad
                          
Hau: Gladion has a squad
                          
Gladion: But we murder people
                          
Sun: How tf do you murder people when you're in three different regions
                          
Gladion: Wanna find out?
                          
Sun: That's why I asked
                          
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Hau has tagged N in his status- Wanna be in my squad?
                          
Comments:
                          
N: Okay
                          
Spark: Can I join?
                          
Hau: Yes
                          
Hilda: It's the precious squad
                          
Moon: So precious
                          
Candela: So pure
                          
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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Where are you going?
                          
Comments:
                          
Hilda: Alola
                          
N: Why?
                          
Hilda: No reason
                          
N: WHY ARE YOU LEAVING MEEEEE
                          
Hilda: Just sit here and wait for me to come back
                          
N: But-
                          
Hilda: NATURAL HARMONIA I SAID STAY
                          
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N has updated his status- I will not stay. I am a rebel
                          
Comments:
                          
Hilda: What was that?
                          
N: NOTHING! I'm staying!
                          
Hilda: That's what I thought
                          
Cheren: Whipped
                          
Hilda: At least someone loves him
                          
Cheren: YA KNOW WHAT HILDA
                          
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Silver has updated his status- Lyra I'll be back
                          
Comments:
                          
Lyra: Where are you going?
                          
Silver: Alola
                          
Lyra: Okay
                          
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Hilda has updated her status- Stop crying, N
                          
Comments:
                          
N: BUT I'M GONNA MISS YOUUUU
                          
Hilbert: We can watch more Disney movies...
                          
N: Okay!
                          
Hilda: If I come home and he's singing Moana, I'm gonna kill you
                          
Hilbert: Fair enough
                          
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Misty has updated her status- Guess who's coming back!
                          
Comments:
                          
Ash: Who
                          
Misty: What?
                          
Ash: Who