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Joetrough: guys

BigBoyBeebs: wow you've finally spoken I'm proud

Joetrough: I kinda lost Andy in a shop and now I can't find him

Peteyboi: fucking hell

Patty: go back to where he last was

Joetrough: I've done that

BigBoyBeebs: does he have his phone on him

Joetrough; I don't know

Mel: surely he would just walk home?

Joetrough: we're an hour away from home

Mel: go to security

Joetrough: nevermind I've found him in the stuffed toys section

Mel: he's a furry 1!1!2!!!2!2!2!2!2!22!2!111!!1!

BigBoyBeebs: it's confirmed

Mel: yes

Gee: maybe he's a small child trapped in an adults body

Mel: my cat is deaf :(

Halsey: wow sudden subject change

Mel: she's old

Halsey: how do you know she's deaf

Mel: her ears don't move when I speak to her anymore and I dropped my place by where she was sleeping and she didn't even move

Halsey: yeah she's probably deaf

Halsey: how old is she

Mel: 16

BigBoyBeebs: shut up about your cat no one cares

Mel: rude

Beebosbitch: it's international cat day today

Gee: awe I'm glad the little fluff balls get a day to themselves

Jishwaaaaa: I put moisturiser on my legs and it turns out it was a toning moisturiser

Tacoshell: what's that

Jishwaaaaa: it basically tans you

Jishwaaaaa: it's all streaky now

Mel: did you not read what it was first

Jishwaaaaa: that required common sense

Jishwaaaaa: I have none of that

Halsey: to be honest I would've expected something like this from Brendon not you

Jishwaaaaa: DONT COMPARE ME TO HIM

Halsey: too bad I just did

Jishwaaaaa: I am v upset

Gee: wow

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