Mel: it's 2am why can't I sleep
BigBoyBeebs: me too
Mel: wow I didn't expect anyone else to be awake
BigBoyBeebs: Brendon is asleep I'm Ryan and I'm on his phone
Mel: have you been frickle frackling
BigBoyBeebs: don't call it that ever again and no
Mel: also why aren't you on your own phone
BigBoyBeebs: it died and I can't be bothered to get out of the bed to charge it
Mel: fair enough
BigBoyBeebs: I'm lazy I know
Mel: I agree
Gee: you dickheads you woke me up
Mel: you should've had your phone on aeroplane mode darlin'
Gee: well in the morning I wouldn't get my notifications
Mel: do you even get any?
Gee: no but that's besides the point
Mel: whateverrrrr
Gee: girls are so frustrating this is why I'm gay
Mel: oh is that the only reason?
Gee: no
Gee: I just really like dick
Mel: understandable
Mel: I don't relate though
BigBoyBeebs: awe fuck Brendon is waking up from all the notifications and he's gonna see I'm on his phone
Gee: get off of it them smartass
BigBoyBeebs: but I wanna read the conversation
Mel: there's only three of us here Ryan, put the phone down
Donut: now there's four
Gee: you don't count
Mel: Gerard that's mean
Gee: boo hoo go cry me a fucking river Bitch I don't give a shit
Mel: wow that escalated quickly
Donut: yep
Donut: well Gerard obviously doesn't want me here so goodnight
Gee: good riddance
Mel: why are you still horrible to her
Gee: it's fun
Mel: she's actually so nice if you get to know her
Gee: I don't want to do that
Mel: but josh doesn't like you so you might as well be friends with them
Gee: but I like the drama I create