To Impress You

                                    

                                          
Pairing(s): Royality
                          
Warnings: Mention of strong language
                          
Prompt:  "You don't even know what this stuff means, you just say it to be cool. Ily? Rofl? Pbj?"
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"Hey, Roman! You make me tfw!"
                          
Prince groaned in exasperation as his boyfriend entered his space and giggled, using slang in a sentence that didn't even make sense. "Cease your use of the internet! You understand nothing about slang."
                          
Pouting lightly, Morality leaned against the back of Prince's chair, wrapping his arms around the man's shoulders. "Aw, but internet slang is so fun! Do the meanings really matter?"
                          
"Yes! You could say something inappropriate without even knowing!"
                          
Morality frowned. "Lol."
                          
"Oh my god."
                          
The tired tone in Prince's voice caused Morality to smile softly, he loved teasing his boyfriend, but he didn't like taking it too far. "Lmao?"
                          
Prince spun around in his chair to face the gleeful man. "See?! There was a swear word in there and you don't even know!"
                          
Gasping in horror, Morality covered his mouth with his hands. He never knew how terrible slang words could be! "Gosh... Well, I won't be saying that again! I like rofl better."
                          
"You don't even know what this stuff means, you just say it to be cool. Ily? Rofl? Pbj?" Prince spoke accusingly, crossing his arms and trying not to melt at how adorable his innocent boyfriend could be. 
                          
"I think that rofl means, roll over fluff log! And by 'fluff log', I mean a dog!"
                          
At Morality's oddly proud expression, Prince snorted and covered his mouth with his hand. He didn't want to hurt the trait's feelings after all. "Not quite."
                          
Morality hummed. "I don't know what it could possibly mean then... However, pbj must mean peanut butter and jelly!"
                          
"That one was obvious, darling." 
                          
Sighing sadly, the childish man folded his arms across his chest and turned away from his boyfriend slightly. "I only learned these words to try and impress you..."
                          
With a surprised expression, Prince placed his hand over his heart in an attempt to calm its beating. His lips tugged into a smile and he stood up to kiss Morality's cheek softly, grasping one of his hands in a loving grip. "You already do impress me with your purity and your beauty."
                          
Morality's face burned and he bashfully turned it towards the floor, brushing a few strands of hair behind his ear. "Thank you... You do too."
                          
A fond smile adorned Princes features. His boyfriend was always so cute when he was embarrassed or so bashful. 
                          
"Well, I should start making dinner!" Morality exclaimed suddenly, kissing Prince quickly and stepping towards the door. 
                          
Just as Prince sat down to complete as much work as he could before dinner, Morality poked his head around the door again. This caused Prince to look up curiously. The paternal trait grinned with a pink hue covering his cheeks. "Roman, ily!"
                          
Then he sunk to the mindpalace kitchen.
                          
Prince placed his hands on his cheeks as they became flushed, and there was no use in attempting to decrease the speed of his heart because all such attempts would be in vain. He smiled gently and took a deep breath. 
                          
Slang could be cute sometimes.
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Hi! This is bad, I'm sorry! For some reason, I can't write fluff? I don't know why? I don't know what to do to make this better either so sorry! I just wanted something short and fluffy! By the way, if these requests aren't done in order, I'm really sorry! I've lost track of them so, whoops. I hope you all enjoyed this anyway! 
                          
Apparently, this story was #717 in FANFICTION?! It may not seem like much but like??? It means so much to me???? Thank you??? I am not worthy????
                          
Requested by PsychoticSanders! 
                          
Ily! Stay cute!
                          
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