The One With the Chip Switch

                                    

                                          
Zadie's POV:
Leo and I were taking the elevator at school. We were let out on the bottom floor to see and angry Perry. 
                          
"Dooley! Wesley! What are you doing in my elevator?" She asked. 
                          
"Your elevator?" I asked. She glared and rolled her eyes.
                          
"Use the stairs! This is how healthy kids become unhealthy adults." 
                          
"Really? Are we having this conversation?" I asked.
                          
"For your information, I'm a speed walker. Perhaps you've seen me at the Mission Creek Mall giving the shoppers a little eye candy. Listen up, space-fillers! This is Emergency Preparedness Week. An emergency drill can happen at any time. So when the alarm sounds, you must evacuate the building in an orderly fashion-like cattle, if cattle had acne... and braces... and a future filling up my gas tank." Perry insulted. 
                          
"Oh man, I wish I had Bree's super speed." Adam started. "Because you do not want to be stuck walking behind a cow in an emergency; trust me on that." 
                          
"You would trade your super strength for Bree's super speed? Man, if I had your strength, I'd just run out of the building juggling those cows." Chase said. 
                          
"Yeah, and if I had your super intelligence, I'd walked away from this conversation thirty seconds ago." Bree smarted. 
                          
"Hey, you know what would be awesome? If you guys took out your bionic chips and switched abilities." Leo suggested. 
                          
"Why can't we?" Chase questioned. 
                          
"I call your super smarts!" Bree said. 
                          
"I call your super speed!"
                          
"I call your super strength!" Chase said.
                          
The next day, we were in the lab and Adam, Bree, and Chase were going to switch their chips. 
                          
"If you guys are gonna switch your chips before school, don't you think you should run this by Davenport first?" Leo asked. 
                          
"They're our chips." Bree said. 
                          
" Well yeah, but what if something glitches out and you end up with Adam's gigantic head on Chase's tiny, doll-like body?"  
                          
Chase looked annoyed with Leo, as I snickered and put my hand on his back. 
                          
"We don't have to ask daddy for permission on every single thing we do."
                          
"Yeah, I mean, do you think I ask Davenport which shoe goes on which foot? No, I label them 'left' and 'not left'." Adam said, placing his labeled shoes on the desk. 
                          
"Okay, Bree, attach the chip extractors to the capsules. I'll program the computer for the chip removal. And Adam, you...just get in your capsule." Chase instructed. "Now, Leo, I have the most important job of all for you. Now, once we get inside, I'm going to need you to push this green button."
                          
"Yeah, and then I'll push the button that makes you stop talking to me like I'm five." 
                          
The three got into their capsules and Leo pushed the button. The capsules changed different colors and Adam said, "Oh, no! My head's coming off!" Our eyes immediately went to Adam. "Kidding."
                          
The capsules powered down and Delta asked, "Do you think it worked?"
                          
"I don't know. Hey, Adam, let's arm wrestle." Chase said, before easily pinning Adam's arm. "Yes! Who's got the tiny, doll-like body now?" 
                          
"I'm next!" Leo said. 
                          
"Oh, Leo."
                          
"This is gonna be a piece of cake." Leo said, ready to beat Adam. He was still easily defeated by Adam.