June 27, 2017
Dear Diary,The other day Cody put me in a group chat with Ciara and Janelle. He keeps changing the names because all the ones he picks are just so ridiculous.
Here's a list of the names we've gone through so far:
•Emo Community
•The Emo Quartet
•wHat'S A bLURyFacEEEEeeee (I think his phone's keyboard broke)
•Emo Elmo
•The Emo Squad 101
•Teamo Emo
•Ciara, you suck (that was very brief as a joke)
•Daughters and Son of Frank Iero
•Children of The Emo
•Us Emos, We Gotta Stick Together
•Brendon's Forehead (the randomest body part ever, if you ask me)
•Emo Emus (Like the animal)There you have it, Diary. The cringiest (is that how you spell it??) group chat ever. I don't understand half of what they're saying most of the time. At first I wanted out as soon as possible but it quickly became a source of entertainment for me.
And freaking Cody keeps flirting with Ciara! In the group chat! Boy, go text her separately and do that there! And when Cody flirts, not only do I get annoyed but Janelle does too! I don't know why Janelle even cares. She's probably jealous. Probably jealous that she never gets attention from boys. Whatever.
Anyway, today Cody put this in the group chat (he said Tyler Josef posted it on Twitter):
He captioned it, "OHMYGOD"
Ciara said, "NO WAY. IT'S REALLY HAPPENING."
Cody said, "I KNOW I KNOW!!!!! GOODBYE BLURRYFACE ERA, YOU WILL FOREVER BE MISSED BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON NOW."
Ciara said, "I'M CRYING TEARS OF SADNESS AND EXCITEMENT AND MY (kitchen) SINK LOOKS LIKE THAT."
Cody said, "awww don't cry!! *virtually wipes tears* *hugs*"
Janelle said, "YOU WOKE ME UP FROM A WELL NEEDED NAP BUT IT'S TOTALLY OKAY THIS COUNTS AS AM EMERGENCY" And Cody stop being creepy please and thank you."
Cody said, "How was I being creepy?"
I said, "STOP. CLOGGING. MY. MESSAGES."
Ciara said, "Sorry Jessica but do yOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
I said, "No."
Janelle said, "Ciara don't you dare start, it's a VERY long story for another time"
Ciara said, "Welcome to the end of eras"
Cody said, "wrong band, baby"
Janelle said, "-_-"
So here I am trying to understand what they mean. The end of eras? Isn't that Fallout Boys? Like an album name? They never make any sense and they always exclude me!!
Maybe the picture is Tyler Josef crying and mascara is going everywhere?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SOMEBODY HELP ME.
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Diary Of A Fake Fan
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