("... The short one is right. I'm designed to make you become more chill.")
                          
"You mean.. cooler?"
                          
("Negative. I mean more chill. At default I am only able to use Squip approved dialogue.")
                          
"Oh, uh, okay."
                          
("First order of business: get into the habit of just thinking what you want to say to me. No one else can see me, and it makes you look like you're talking to yourself. ")
                          
("Like this?")
                          
("Just like that.") Jeremy doesn't feel any different yet.
                          
("That's because we've barely begun, Jeremy. But don't worry, you will change for the better. ") And that's the moment he realized that he can't keep ANYTHING a secret from the Squip.
                          
The Squip chuckles. ("I'm in your brain. Of course you can't. ")
                          
("I'm trying to get used to it")
                          
("Won't take long. ")
                          
("And how long is that??")
                          
("a week, tops. ")
                          
(".....Alright. I think I could do that.")
                          
("Excellent. We'll have you more chill in no time. ")
                          
When Michael comes back, Jeremy's back on his phone again. He looks up, "Michael!"
                          
"Jeremy, babe, you'll never guess what I got." 
                          
("Target Male: unsatisfactory.")
                          
"What?" ("What?? That's my boyfriend!") He pulls a small plastic bag from his pocket containing several small green nuggets. 
                          
"I found the plug around here, who's ready to get stooooned?" 
                          
("Your current interest in this man is going to become  counterintuitive to our goals.")
                          
"Oh yeeeaaahhh." ("I'm sure, we can work around that. I mean losing him apart of what I wanted.")
                          
"We've got enough to last us... Maybe a week." 
                          
("Negative. Michael Mell will only impede our progress. ") Jeremy's heart is so broken by this.
                          
"Hey, don't look so upset, I know where to get more." Jeremy chuckles nervously.
                          
"Right.."
                          
"Now lets light up!" One more night couldn't hurt..
                          
("Affirmative. You can have another night. Jared won't be home and Rich will be at a party. Make the most of it.") Jeremy smiles and starts lighting up a few with Michael. Ten minutes in Michael's already losing his shit at everything. He thinks it's all hilarious. Jeremy just laughs with him. He takes his free hand.
                          
"Gaaaay. That's Gay. You're Gay."
                          
"And it can get gayer if you let me." He grins at him.
                          
"Oh hell yea, you know I'm always up to make it gayer, Jeremy." Jeremy crashes his lips on Michael's like it's the end of the world. And Michael loves it. He loves everything about Jeremy, he loves everything about this kiss, everything. Jeremy takes an arm around Michael's waist, pulling him closer. Michael discards his joint, sliding a hand into Jeremy's hair. And soon Michael is straddling Jeremy as they make out sweetly.