"Friends"

                                    

                                          
Bruce's POV 
I drive down the busy road on my motorbike with my cape flying in the wind catching people pointing looking at me in awe. I tried three places were she could be and no sign of her and I had one idea left. The tree that place she took me to not long ago.
                          
I drove up the hill bringing up the grass with me with the speed and for once joker looked startled she put her hand to her heart and took a deep breath before packing her gun away I jumped up walking over to her stopping a few feet away.
Joker:jeez! You trying to wake the dead!
Bruce:ya says the one who placed a bomb in a grave yard! And are you trying to blow my cover!?
Joker:what can I say they went out in a bang literally tehe! And no I told you your secret is with me to the grave haha get it the grave and then the bomb thing ya said?
Bruce:your crazy! What do you want from me?!
Joker:what makes you think I want something? And I'm not crazy I'm beautifully twisted there's a difference.
I bit my hand in Agee before screaming s little and joker seemed sacred at this like sorta shocked at my action she raised a brow before scratching the side of her head tilting it to the side.
Bruce:you you your a pain in the ass you know that?!
Joker:um and I'm the one with the issues bipolar much? And I'm a pain in the ads because I wanted to talk?
Bruce:no there's got to be something you want your not a person to want to talk!
Joker:I might look like a freak and I probably no wait I am a freak but I still like to talk ya know!
Bruce:what would you have to talk about let me guess your gonna blow up a hospital?!
Joker:no actually I was gonna blow up the gazette the news company come to talk about it.
Wait is she serious?! Does she not release I can take her back to arkum?!
Bruce:your not joking are you?!
Joker:because I'm a clown don't man everything I say is a joke ya know? But enyway I just wanted to talk ya know like  what would you call us? "Friends"
Harley fiddled with her hair looking down when she said the word friends. At this time I was about to pull out my hair in  frustration with this beautiful women... I mean this clown ya I didn't say that last line.
Shit! What the fuck is she doing?!
Bruce:well what you wanna talk about?!
She rolled her eyes before resting her back on the big track behind her.
Joker:I like Alfred.
Bruce:touch a hair on he's head and I will make you go bye byes.
She busted out laughing before wiping a fake tear away before sitting back up.
Joker:haha! Oh god brucey your so funny I swear but don't worry he won't be touched like I said he's a nice guy you don't get a lot of guys like him around ya know?
Bruce:what would you know about nice?!
Joker:jeez bats I'm trying to have a normal conversation without talking about me killing people ain't ya glad?
Bruce:what are you after?!
Harley gritted her teeth before standing up pausing past me walking down the hill she mumbled to herself in temper and I kinda felt bad and I know I shouldn't she's a killer. I ran to her grabbing her hand that was covered with a purple clove and her body covers in her purple mac coat. She turned to face me looking like she was ready to set me on fire.
Joker:what!?
Bruce:look I'm sorry but you can't blame me you are a killer.
Joker:so are you!
Bruce:I killed once!
Joker:still a fucking killer! Now let go of me I'm leaving I tried to be nice!
She tried to leave again but I wouldn't let go and now she was getting in a temper she grabbed her gun before shooting it but only for a flag to come out saying bang. She huffed before I giggled a little.
Joker:what the fuck you laughing at!?
Bruce:you trying to get going out my hold Harley I'll give it to ya your a very big and strong girl but I'm a lot stronger and a lot bigger than you.
Joker:I hate you fuck you fuck you!!!
Bruce:look LISTEN!
She stopped fighting huffing before taking a deep breath faking a sarcasm smile at me.
Bruce:we can have a friendly chat at a restaurant I know down town and I swear I'll come as Bruce if you promise to come out as Harley.
Joker:no because...
Bruce:because of what?
She touched her scars and I felt kinda bad to think how she found them for such a beautiful young women.
Joker:I don't know how to cover them up... and you will run and tell everyone my name.
Bruce:I promise I won't and plus you don't need to cover them up if you don't mind me saying your beautiful.
Joker:*sigh* were we meeting at?
Bruce:I'll pick you up.
Joker:you don't know were I live.
Bruce:hasley circus.
Joker:how do you know?!
I smiled before walking away jumping on my bike before driving off.