Only the story belongs to me. You're Hazama again.
Yes I know I use him a lot, but I don't care he's the easiest to use in a story.
Enjoy.
You stepped off the train. Looking around at your new environment, Honnouji Academy. Then you were interrupted by a midget with boxing headgear. He started to scream at you and all you took from it was that his name was Fukuroda.
(Y/N): Shut up.
Fukuroda: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
(Y/N): I have no idea who you are.
He grabbed you and dragged you away to a boxing ring. You didn't really care.
(Y/N): Are you going to try and punch me or something?
He said nothing and did that.
(Y/N): So now you realize that if I hit you right know then It's self defense? (Terumi voice) ROLL OVER AND DIE!
You kicked him hard enough he soared into the atmosphere and left his uniform behind. You picked it up and threw it to some random chick with a streak of red in her hair.
(Y/N): You want it more than I need it.
You walked away and started flicking your knife open and closed. Then you were confronted by a giant who looked like he was constipated.
????: YOU. HAND THAT WEAPON OVER TO ME RIGHT NOW!
(Y/N): Who are you, and why should I?
????: I AM IRA GAMAGORI OF THE ELITE FOUR.
(Y/N): What is this? The world of Pokemon?
IRA: HOW DARE YOU!
(Y/N): Third question, can you speak like a normal person? EAT DIRT!
Before he could take a swing at you you used one of your special chains to throw him.
(Y/N): Shut your mouth and go take a dump. Then come back an talk to me.
The girl from before was peeking from around a corner.
(Y/N): Hello again. Would you like to walk with me?
She simply nodded and walked next to you.
(Y/N): What's your name?
????: Ryuko.
(Y/N): Nice to meet you.
The two of you spent quality time with each other and got closer by the day.
Timeskip to Nui
(Y/N): (Terumi voice) Hello again you little brat!
Nui: I'm sorry, do I know you?
You laughed and flicked open our knife and slashed.
(Y/N): BLOODY FANG!
The slash cut through her arm leaving a visible wound.
(Y/N): I'm glad the old fart filled in my order before he croaked. Now, for reducing me to this disgusting form I'm going to shred you and stomp the rest into an unrecognizable pulp! ETERNAL COILS!
You pulled the little brat close and shredded her with your knives before grabbing her and pinning her to the floor with your foot on her face you took off your hat, revealing that you'd transitioned into your alter ego, and stomped on her face. After about 35 stomps you ground your foot into her face.
(Y/N): Not even worth my time.
You kicked her into a wall and threw her into the air.
(Y/N): I'll let you experience the most exquisite pain!
(Cue vid of Haz's Astral.)
(Y/N): Please just die for me.
You walked away and found a nice corner to sit in. After a long time and an explosion or two a certain someone walked in she didn't notice you in the corner.
(Y/N): Of all the bars in all of Japan she had to walk into mine.
She looked over into the corner where you were sitting, and walked over to you. Then she sat next to you and wrapped an arm around you. You returned the gesture.
(Y/N): I love you Ryuko.
Ryuko: I love you too (Y/N).
~The end~
Worse than usual.