Cancers vs. Cancers

                                    

                                          
Dear Diary,
                          
Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots' song Cancers!
                          
I happened to notice that there was a lot of controversy and arguments over which version was better. Some people say My Chemical Romance's version is better. Some people say 21 Pilot's is original and will always be the best. Some like both because of the differences. Some hate both. So today, I'm going to compare the songs in a few categories. I will judge them based off of singer's voice, mood, and originality. Oh and hotness of the band members.

                          
Singer's voice
                          
My Chemical Romance (Gerard Gay): Very steady. He says the word "hardest" really annoying.
                          
21 Pilots (Josh Dune): Kind of weak and tired., He probably didn't warm up before hand. Maybe smoked some cigarettes too.

                          
Winner: My Chemical Romance
                          


                          
Mood
                          
My Chemical Romance: Somewhat tough. He sounds like he is trying to hang on but can't because his hands are slippery with blood or something. Aren't all their songs about blood?
                          
21 Pilots: This version is definitely not inspirational. Josh Dune sounds just like he is giving up. How pathetic!
                          
Winner: My Chemical Romance
                          


                          
Originality:
                          
My Chemical Romance: They STOLE this song from 21 Pilots! You can't do that! I'm sorry but come up with your own stuff!
                          
21 Pilots: They came up with a brand new song. Is it that hard to do? I bet I could come up with a brand new, amazing song in a day. Like Ariana Grande.

                          
Winner: Is it not obvious? 21 Pilots
                          


                          
Hotness of band:
                          
Yes, this comes into play when judging if a song is good enough.
                          
My Chemical Romance: Ehh, some are good, some are bad. Mickey Way lost them a large amount of points.
                          
21 Pilots: Are you kidding me??? Have you seen Tyler Josephs? <3<3 Or maybe that's Josh Dune.......? I don't know who's who, one is hot the other is... eh...

                          
Winner: 21 Pilots
                          


                          
Okay, Diary, TALLY UP THOSE POINTS FOR ME, WE'RE SETTLING THE SCORE!
                          
I heard Ciara say that once.

                          


                          
Here is the tally chart
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
CRAP
                          
GOSH DARN IT
                          
IT'S A TIE
                          


                          


                          
Oh! I know! I will judge the lyrics of both songs! Lyrics are a very important part of a song, obviously! Let's find out which song has better lyrics!

                          


                          
Lyrics:
                          
My Chemical Romance: Their lyrics were clearly a bit more meaningful. I really felt a strong connection between me and the protagonist of the story. This just got me hooked in and the good lyrics made up for the annoying way he says "hard."

                          
21 Pilots: Sure, their lyrics weren't as powerful but they were far more descriptive. You can just close your eyes and feel like you are dealing with the horrible struggle. I heard this song was written about Josh Dune's relative who had cancer.

                          


                          


                          
Okay Diary! It all comes down to this moment! The WINNER of the Cancers vs. Cancers competition is...............
                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          


                          
NEITHER.
                          
LET'S BE HONEST HERE.
                          
THIS SONG SUCKS.
                          
SO MUCH.
                          
FOOLED YOU.
                          


                          
I NEVER LIKED IT TO BEGIN WITH.