Toney Is A Turtle

                                    

                                          
June 2, 2017
Dear Diary,
                          
Apparently I share a birthday with a man named "Andy Hurley". I don't know who that is though. Probably some fool. He stole my date of birth.
                          
The more important news is...
                          
TONEY PEARY FROM SLEEPING IN SIRENS IS ACTUALLY A TURTLE!
                          
YES! I was shocked too! I didn't know turtles could be drummers! This is crazy! Even his Twitter name says turtle in it and since everything on Twitter is serious, I believe it's true!
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          

^^Star Wars? How nerdy!
                          
I guess he can morph from turtle to human whenever he wants. There are many pictures of him in his human form on the Internet but only a few rare ones of his natural, turtle state online. I am lucky enough to have found some.
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
^^Here's one of him visiting his Turtle family and friends somewhere off the Coast of Sexico, his home country.
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
^^This must be some sort of halfway form between man and reptile. And why are his ears so long?
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
^^Toney is showing a CAT scan of his body. I guess he needed his head put through a CAT scan! (Why does that sound familiar?)
                          
Overall, I guess I approve of Toney being a turtle. I mean, it's kinda dumb but he's not hot anyway so who cares.
                          
~~~~~~Important~~~~~~~
                          
Before I get to the actual important part let me just say, can this please happen?
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
This was a comment in a previous chapter. Shoutout to The_Out_Sider1 HarryPotterKilljoy and IDONTWANTAUSERNAMEE :D
                          
Seriously though, if he saw this I would just float up to heaven (or hell, who knows...). I would cry of happiness.
                          
Okay sorry, moving on now
                          
This doesn't apply to most of you but I'm letting everyone know, I will not tolerate copies of this book. I work very hard to come up with new ideas that people will enjoy and write them out and try to be somewhat funny. It upsets me when I see people just taking and using my ideas. Part of the definition of plagiarism is stealing ideas. If you are one of these people, believe me, I don't want to have to message you but I might have to. Sorry for that rant there, it just got a little out of hand a few weeks ago.
                          
Thanks for reading :)