I imagined male rockers as girls because it is really funny and i'm weird

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Read the title, dang it!
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The Beatles:
Paul- She's that girl that tries so hard to be pretty, but low key tries way too hard.
John- She's that girl that's always up for something, no matter what it is. She'll try just about anything.
George- Legit best friend material. She is always ready to have a deep talk and let you cry on her shoulder.
Ringo- She's probably your little sister, to be honest. She wants to be involved wit everything you are up to.

The Rolling Stones
Mick- That one super sassy girl. (GinaRoseJagger )
Keith- That one party girl you know...
Bill- That girl that seems totally chill but low key has a sadomasochistic streak.
Charlie- That one even keel girl. If you need to be set straight, she'll be there for you.
Brian- That one super quiet girl that is really awesome when you get to know her.
Mick (Taylor)- That one girl who is definitely dating a guy who lets them both drink in the basement.
Ronnie- That one girl who is also really cool. She's kind of a more extroverted Charlie.

Queen
Freddie- That one girl whose eyeliner is so perfect it's bothersome.
Brian- The beautiful, nerdy girl.
John- That one quiet girl that is literally just so sweet and adorable.
Roger- That girl with all the guy friends.

The Who
Roger- That girl that spends forever on her hair!
Pete- That girl that is perpetually on her period.
John- That girl with all the creepy stuff in her locker. Definitely owns at least one tube of black lipstick.
Keith- That other party girl, however, she has no clue what a "limit" is.

Led Zeppelin
Robert- That girl that has a tumblr devoted to aesthetic.
Jimmy- That girl with a blog and other such things devoted to occult and mystical stuff. (PilotOfTheStorm )
John Paul- That one sweetheart who is friends with all of the girls and guys.
John- Daddy's little girl. (IN THE NON-SEXUAL WAY, YOU PERVS!)

The Doors
Jim- That girl that constantly is talking it up with the literature teacher.
Ray- That one girl at your school that is really not mainstream, but somehow is friends with everyone.
Robbie- That girl who is the definition of chill, like actual chill. You need her in your friend circle.
John- That one girl you never see but is always there.

Pink Floyd
Syd- The mysterious girl with amazing fashion taste.
Roger- That one girl whose family owns a horse ranch...
Jk, the uber feminist girl.
David- The girl that just wants to be left alone. She hasn't showered for days...
Rick- The girl that is a perpetual seven year old, but she somehow makes it work.
Nick- The girl who is there if you want a good time.

Genesis
Peter- The girl that is the lead actress in every school and local theater group play.
Tony- The other girl who is definitely perpetually on her period.
Mike- That one girl that has always been like an older sister.
Phil- That one girl that is a fascinating combination of dorky and funny.
Steve- She works in tandem with Mike to protect you.

Roxy Music
Brian- The super artsy girl with so much glitter on everything she touches.
Bryan- The girl that insists on dressing up to go to the fucking diner. (It's a diner, mom! -sorry, that's my inside voice coming out...)
Andy- One of the sweetest, yet quirkiest girls you know.
Phil- The girl who is the opposite of basic.
Paul- The girl that is a little basic.

Rush
Geddy- A nerdy, chill, sweetheart.
Alex- A sweet, also nerdy, goofball.
Neil- The girl that is such a book nerd...

Yes
Rick- Get off your period, girl! She loves food.
Jon- She is so sweet! Hurting her is like kicking a puppy.
Steve- The girl who doesn't know what moisturizer is.
Bill- The grumpy girl.
Chris- The other grumpy girl.

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
Keith- She might look like an innocent choir girl, but she can and will defend herself. However, most of the time she's totally chill.
Greg- She's just trying to be nice to everyone! She hates girl drama.
Carl- She causes all of the girl drama....

The Kinks
Ray- The girl who can throw shade like nobody's business.
Dave- The girl that deserves all of the shade.
Pete- She just wants to work on her art project! She doesn't want any part of this shade!
Mick- Exempt from all shade.

Miscellaneous
David- A girl who has definitely attempted interpretative dance.
Bob- That druggie girl who is actually great.
Donovan- The Great girl who may have tried weed, like once, twice, thrice.....

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